h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I brought some dynamite...?

Ok, ok.........here's some trees for Blue, a raise for Marv, some non-descript somethings-or-others for Mike to smash, and a salt lick for Lil's horse.

Thanks TV.

No problem. Since you weren't getting anything before, I hereby grant you a raise to 5 cents a year. You may pick up your first paycheck from Ginger in 6 months

Ferrari thanks you. Can I have a shark cage?

*looks in closet*

All I can find is a Nicholas Cage.....will that do?

*horse pulls backward on bridle*

Hm, no. Is there a John Cage?

'fraid not, but I did find a.....

*get ready for obscure basketball reference*

......Michael Cage

How did you know it was me? I'm in disguise!

Hurrah! We have trees to plant! Now all we need is some space for them.

Mr Frink, please can we blow a hole in front of the building to plant the trees in.
It will be nice when you look out the window!

Not to infringe on Mr. Frinks athourity, but might you simply open the curtains?

Well, there's no point opening curtains if there's no trees to look at.
Which is why we want to blow a hole in the concrete to plant some.

Dig?

Mr. Frink, never mind about the shark cage.
May I have a bunker?

*horse looks concerned*

OAK TREES! OAK TREES!

Hey TV, I think you had better eschew my raise and hire some more security. I think that this is getting a little hostile around here.

That's what happens when you don't care about trees - they rebel!

Oh, great. What's goin' on 'ere? Hmm, how can I do my bit. I've only ever planted apple trees so I'm not very good. The most I've ever done is to sign a petition to end animal testing. Actually, a few months ago I was standing by our car wearing a wollen hat and this old women walked passed and stared at me in horror, and she kept looking at me to check I wasn't following her as well. I suppose that's the best I've done...

Hi Katsy! My dog protested against animal testing after she got a D on her last midterm..........

I understand... so, what was so scaryt about the woolen hat you were wearing?

It was the type that yobbo kids wear. I guess she thought I was going to attack her or something.