h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'm sure I started doing this last night. Did I post it somewhere silly?

Deportivo La Coruna 1-0 Real Betis (Estoyanoff)
Recreativo Huelva 1-3 Atletico Madrid (Torres)
Sevilla 1-2 Barcelona (Eto'o)
Espanyol 1-1 Villareal (Luis Garcia)
Mallorca 0-0 Levante

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Testículos del oh se parece que el juego de Sevilla fue jugado ayer. El pozo I le dice que, no dijera el que era el caso en las páginas del balompié de Europa del BBC cuando fijé los accesorios para este redondo

Deportivo La Coruna 1-0 Real Betis (Arizmendi)
Recreativo Huelva 1-1 Atletico Madrid (Aguero)
Sevilla v Barcelona - faltó la cogida
Espanyol 2-0 Villareal (Tamudo)
Mallorca 2-1 Levante (Jankovic)

I think cojones would've been a more apt word than testiculos myself GD...

I just go with what babelfish tells me

Tsk. Cowboy films contain an ample supply of Mexican Banditos to quote at a time like this.

I never watched cowboy movies. I decided at a very early age that I disliked both Clint Eatwood and John Wayne, and that kind of knocked out the whole genre for me.

A good week for me while my maion rivals faltered in comparison by the look of things.

Also my first full house of the season. Darn and I was hoping to win the league without one.

Mind you all of the top four had variations on the theme Deportivo to win with Estoyanoff to score guys you should really have copied my other predictions more.

Well a stormer of a week there DD!

Even one of my comebacks would struggle with that lead of yours I think.

Orcus by my reckoning I'm still 70 points short of the average winning performance on this equivalent season's winning performances. So a few -alls might still be my undoing. The fat lady hasn't even started to warm up yet.

True enough - but I think you'd have to go down as favourite on the performance so far.

Anyway, I'm planning on one of my big comebacks so

Good just make it the week I have 5 full houses.

I s'pose I ought to get on and mark this 'ere list. But then again it's a bit late at night to be taking on such a taxing exercise.

I'll do it tomorrow

It's tomorrow now.

It was yesterday then. I'll do it today instead

Just be glad I'm not really that nervous about the outcome.

And another day passes.

Almost the end of the working week and still no results.

Wonders if GD will have time to do this tonight as after all he has to make his predictions.

The story of this week is (apart from the extensive delay in marking the thing - well I have been doing some stupid hours at work this last week ) all about one outstanding score and everyone else being pretty mediocre. The net effect of this being that this one player has been able to stamp their authority all over the league table.

Stand up Demon Drawer: your 14 points, including a full house, this week leaves you 17 points clear at the top of the table. Well done