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I nominate Ant (u15700).

Course I'm not Ant, so it's silly to post my resume... erm... but... go see these people, they'll give you lots of referrals. Hell, go see anybody...

Kate (u15701)
Krissy (u25635)
Greg (u25537)
Spartus (u15892)

Those are the first people who come to mind. How many opinions count as a resume? He's a bunny, isn't that enough?

Hi there I have noted your nomination..thank you!He will need to think of a good,catchy,reason why he'd make a good Mayor.....and ,if
possible,come up with a publicity shot! Can you please ask him to get his ideas typed in here by 00.00am (English time!)He can email his pic over from my homepage
shazz

Here's Ant's platform: http://www.h2g2.com/A54776
He's got a good strong foreign policy, and he'll show no fear when faced with a slavering bunny rabbit.
And I have a publicity shot of him, but it's really awful. He probably has a better one. No, wait! Publicity shot: http://www.h2g2.com/A170425 He's on the left, I'm on the right.
As his running mate, I nominate Kate. Her background and qualifications: http://www.floor42.com 'nuff said.

Oh, and I'd like to be a flunky if either of them make it in.

Yes, make Ant mayor. If only because he doesn't seem to have any interest in having the job, and we all know how importany that is.

More important than anything. If he keeps quiet, he ought to be a shoe-in.

Nice campaigning, S. As Ant, the brilliantly good candidate that he is, is taking no part in any of this, *I* hereby appoint you the director of his campaign. Because... beeecausssse... you're tall. Because you're tall.

Your choice of publicity shot was impeccable... 'course, I'd have chosen this one— http://www.thescifivine.com/xi_data/Centaurus/people/Adams/Ant/apartment/library.gif —but I'd have been wrong.

*passes around buttons and hats*

ANT! ANT! ANT! ANT!! ANT FOR MAYOR!

I myself can attest to the fact, that while Ant may indulge in the occasional drink, his ability to remain sweet, supportive and delightful never falters! He also purchased my tube pass for me and made sure I found my hotel again by walking me all the way to the door! He's a gentleman and hard worker. He's loyal and giving.

ANT FOR MAYOR!!

*giving everyone cake*

*gives Krissy a ANT'S CHARACTER TESTIMONIAL sash*

There, now you've got a title. Go on then! Spread the word!

Extra note because I forgot you would probably need one:

I know you already had a title, and you know you already had a title, but owing to the nature of that title, I didn't feel at liberty to put it on a sash.

If it's all the same to you.

Of course, this sort of thing should be up to Ant, but it can't be because he's staying out of it. Therefore if you want a sash that says the other thing as well, you just say so, and pretend Ant willed it.

Ant's got my vote, as I'm sure he'll make sure they make a Series 9 of Red Dwarf! Right Ant? Meanwhile visit his website, at www.ant-rabbit.co.uk

Isn't there one already?

I thought they made one.

I thought we just hadn't got it yet.

Who to ask, who to ask... hmm.

I'm sorry. That should be http://www.antrabbit.co.uk (No dash)

Oh you're right, didn't even notice that. Also be advised that it pretends not to exist if you go to antrabbit.co.uk and not www.antrabbit.co.uk.

No KM. Series 9 will not be made until after the movie, and it's not definite whether they'll make it at all. ...But it will be if we all VOTE FOR ANT! VOTE FOR ANT! VOTE FOR ANT!

I don't want them to make a movie. The very idea of it worries me.

I don't know why, so if anyone else knows why, please let me know.

I tkae it from all this that Ant is running as the silent majority!
Fair enough....he will be posted seeing as you just got in under the wire!!
shazz

I'm sorry......but Ant doesn't sound quite corrupt enough! For TRUE corruption(an absolute necessity in politics), I'm the OBVIOUS choice!

NM

I will go along with that NM
shazz

Yes, but if you're corrupt, you're a politician; if you're a politician, you're a lizard; so rather than vote for a particular lizard just so the wrong lizard doesn't get in, why not vote for a non-lizard you can trust, like, for example, Ant?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

OK...I'm lost........The people are supposed to be electing a lizard, but their best choice is to not vote for a lizard but vote for a non-lizard instead.....

How do you get a true lizard, if you don't vote for a lizard?

Myself, I equate myself with Aussie saltwater crocs..you don't get more "lizard" than that!

(Wowbagger.....PLEASE note the quotation marks on "lizard" in the preceeding sentence!)

NM

Interesting...