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FrenchFan Started conversation Sep 24, 1999
I don't know what you are talking about.
I am used to brush my teeth once I Finished my breakfast.
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Breakfast Laws
Evil Jack McDeath Posted Sep 25, 1999
Indeed, it's the First Law of Breakfast; Once you've brushed your teeth, you are no longer permitted to eat or drink any breakfast items as you have now passed into the lunch zone (with a possible diversion into elevenses).
The Second Law of Breakfast states that when adding sugar and milk to a bowl of cereal it is imperative that the sugar is added before the milk. It's interesting to note that somewhere in the region of 95% of the population flaunt that law willy-nilly.
The Third Law of Breakfast informs us that mushrooms have no business appearing in a fry up, but that just goes without saying.
Breakfast Laws
The Cat Called Em Posted Sep 25, 1999
no, that's not true. You *have* to put the sugar on afterwards, cos otherwise it all ends up at the bottom of the bowl, and there is then no point to adding it at all.
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