Orange Juice and Toothpaste

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Drinking orange juice just after you have brushed your teeth is one of the most excruciatingly disgusting things known to man.

There are lots of people who happen to like strange things, such as the smell of petrol and the taste of straight vinegar, but no-one has ever been found who actually enjoys this particular citrus and toothpaste cocktail.

If you wish to be the first to claim to enjoy the repulsive taste of orange and toothpaste I advise you to keep quiet about it, for you are so strange you are likely to be chased from your home by an angry mob, and ridiculed for being the freak that you are.


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