h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There should be! But I seem to have so much to do at the moment... and I have just been given even more work! Oh well, no peace for the wicked, as they say!
shazz

Yes, it seems to me that the wicked have been picked on long enough. Surely it is time for the good to pay their dues.

Indeed!
shazz

You are beautiful, Shazz. You radiate.Ali*

*looks at all the shiny happy people in the bar*
Tell me more about the falls. The lights sound lovely. When I've done the jump I'll join you there and drink like a fish.

~Greebo looks at the pool and shudders...~

They are quite lovely. The city is full of the usual tourist traps, but there are beautiful gardens and trees, as well. There are miles of scenic parks, and some beautiful old homes. The falls , themselves, are awesome. So much power. I believe we will have a great celebration there after your great feat. Everyone agrees you will succeed.

Ahem! Not to cast doubts, but I have placed a bet against; $25. and a pan of brownies. I wish Coely luck, though.

*Raises brimming vt. to Coelacanth.*

Hey everyone... you are cordially invited to me Pre Wedding bash... in the cellar... of the newly open Cheshire Grin Inn...

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Carrot juice only for me until 1st April.
Actually, there do not seem to be many bets placed FOR, but more AGAINST. Only Shazz has put down a large amount.
Any more bets please?

~Greebop grumbles a little... and then rummages a little more in her backpack...~ Here you go... she hands over 15 shiny new 10 pences... and a 5 pound note... ~grin~... thats all me has honest...

*Gwennie produces a pair of her husbands old socks*

I don't have any money, but I'll lay these old cheesers down as COELateral against any wager......

Oh! I appear to have done it again.... It must be some sort of ailment *Shuffles off to Greebo's pre-nuptual bash in search of a cure or something.....* I'll be back

Just GWEN will you stop making all these jokes? They smell as bad as the socks.

Hehehehehehehe!
shazz

I'll be back, I want to wish Greebo best of everythings...

*Long forgotten voice comes over intercom*

*clik* Umm...Hello...? This is the engine room. (how the hell did I end up in the engine room...and do I realy care?) .....we ah... seem to be taking on some water down here.. ...I'm no expert on boats but this just doesn't seem right. could someone please come down here to unlock the door? I don't believe I would enjoy drowning....*clik*

I know that voice!!!!

*Mari-rae rushes down to the engine room, unbolts the door and flings it open.*

Where have you BEEN? I lost you at the carnival in the Haunted House. How did you get HERE? You've been missing all the FUN!! Have you met Coelacanth yet? She thinks she can swim up Niagra Falls and I'm taking bets. Greebo T. Cat has announced her marriage in a couple weeks and we are all celebrating. Ulp! should it be this WET down here???!!

Hello there!
BB rescued me from a burlap sack by the beach, so we have met already. I think you have found where I was storing the large snowball Phil sent me. He thought all the shovelling would be good excercise.

Yes I have returned! And will be around till monday morning. I don't know how I got here. It's nice to...umm....read you again.

The engine room is not the best place for a giant snowball.

I only shovel after a few pints of guinness.....during the daylight hours it seems to give one super-dooper strength.

Honey, you look super-duper good! C'mon upstairs and lift one. We're watching Coely train for Sunday.