h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't think that Nessie can fit in the surf board shack Gwennie...there is definately something spooky in here...and I don't think that it is Linus either
shazzPRME

No, given that i only just walked into the shack at this very moment............

*Finally reaching the beach having surfed a Guinness wave*

And it sure wasn't me I was taking a nice gentle roller for the last couple of days.

Well if its not any of us.......... who is it ???

I can't see a think in here

*Gwennie continues to hang onto Nessie's tail and disappears into the distance.....* Goodbyeeeeeeee.....

*peers nervously at shack*

Well, whatever it is, it is breathing!! I can hear faint snoring sounds! Hey...Mr. Bear hasn't come in here to hibernate has he?
shazzPRME

Hibernate? Little late for that, doncha think.. unless he's an Ozzy. It's nearly spring. The ducks are already here, and even the robins!

'Nonnie

Hey 'Nonnie, the Robins never leave, hence their appearance on all those cards at Christmas.

Maybe not where -you- live.

Hello babe, Returned from Amsterdam this morning. Everything is a bit hazey!!!. How's it going over there?

*alicat emerges from the lake, she is quite plastered* Wow, have I really been in that lake for three days? I didn't think i could drink that much. Time for a beer.

Oh, I'm soooo glad you're back. How was your trip? Was it successful?

Hey 'Nonnie,

Its still summer here. I thought bears hibernated in winter ???

Mind you our friendly bear seems to hibernate for a day or two after every hugely excessive binge.....

I hate to ask the obvious question but..... i don't suppose anyone has checked for a light switch so we can see what we are doing?

Hi chaps! Just finished my play with Nessie - wot fun!

*Peers in darkened shack*

The light switch appears to be on the far wall.... Why's everyone hanging around out here?

*Wanders into the shack and the door slams shut behind her... Muffled shouts and thumps can be heard from in the shack...*

Hi guys, what are you doing?
What is happening, is someone locked up in that shack?
*listen*
Is that screams of pain or squeels of joy?
This is truly uncanning (or something in that direction).

-B-

*tries handle...which won't budge* Um, Gwennie~!What shall we do now? *click*...ah...that's better. Now we have light,although a 2 watt bulb doesn't really shed much light on the proceedings!Arghhhhhhhhhh!!! What ARE you doing with that octopus Gwennie? Hasn't your mum told you not to play with your food? It looks a little angry to me!
shazzPRME

Wheres that Bear-Thing when you need it. I'm sure he killed the last octopus we had trouble with - back in the beer pool if i remember correctly.

Oh well, here goes nothing........

*leaps through window to try and save Gwennie, shattering glass everywhere in the process (luckily none of it contained alcohol or the octopus would be in REAL trouble)*

I'm not trying to eat the Octopussy - I'm a vegan y'know!

Ta muchly for the help Linus. *Pulls three legs off her waist...*

I think it's just mad at being left in the dark for so long - some meanie locked it in here ages ago...