h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ahhhhhh....this looks sooooooooo inviting ...and I have it all to myself
shazzPRME

But you didn't really want that, did you, now.

*runs and does a beautify swan dive, soaring out over the edge of the lake, gliding in at the perfect angle, then plunging to the bottom, coming up licking lips and grinning* Wow.. That's gotta be at -least- six inches from shore!

I give that dive a 10, Nonnie. Style and distance. Wow. there are love fumes everywhere. We must start bottling love here, too. Of course, that means we have to drink even more to keep a constant supply of empty bottles. Cheers, girls. *remembers that cheering witout taking a drink is 7 years bad luck, quickly chugs beer. Deftly fills up empty beer bottle with love* I love recycling, now. *runs and executes a perfect belly-flop (flump?)* ouch, that smarts.

MMMMmmmmmmm This is such a perfect place We even have the surf attuned just right so that it takes an hour for one wave to roll
Anything good is worth waiting for
shazzPRME

There you are, finally.

Someone turned the sun off while i was walking over here and i ended up in a pool of creme de menthe by mistake

Most unfortunate!!! i hope the green doesn't stain the Guinness

More to the point...I hope that it doesn't flavour it! Creme de Menthe is fine...in the correct place, which definately isn't in here LOL! Now...how about a game of water polo everybody? Lets saddle up a few sea horses and have some fun
shazzPRME

I'll just see if i've got my platinum amex card with me daaahling LOL

Good idea! I will just go and cut myself a whip
shazzPRME

promises, promises

I have changed my mind about riding seahorses in my present state of undress though...they look a little spiny to me! I think that I will try to ride a White horse instead...now...do you think that there are any surf boards in that little shack overe there?
shazzPRME

The Lady Godiva look, always been a favorite of mine !!!!!

I hope there are surfboards because the next wave should come along soonish

*creeeeeeaaaaaaak,grrrrrrooooaaaaaaan* Um...Linus...this shack looks a little spooky Is this wise?
shazzPRME

Now let me get this straight....You are asking me if it is wise for me to go into a secluded shack with a very attractive, naked lady.......hmmm, i'm not sure i can give you an unbiased opinion on that question ....LOL

Oh okay, maybe it does look a little bit spooky..........

*Gwennie looks shocked and sticks fingers in ears...*

Ohh, look at all that beer shampoo......

Where are all you Irish coming from? Last time I checked ffmike chart of "Where are H2G2 researchers from" there were only 5 from the emerald Isle myself included.

Not that I'm complaining now with a Whisk*e*y lake and a Guinness Lake I'm in a veritable heaven.

DD

Hi, DD. I haven"t had the pleasure of your company in some time. Yes, this is what paradise should be like. I'm feeling a little sober, so I think I'll go for a dip before that wave comes in.

I like those waves. Real *white* horse on a Black lake, sublime.

*DD grabs his surfboard to catch a stout wave*

Boy, I could sure use a couple of those little blue pills Monkey Boy gave me. *pops two of the little blue pills, washes them down with a good swig of beer*

Um Linus...it is rather dark in here...and WHAT was that I just brushed against?
shazzPRME

Methinks that must be Nessie going walk (or should I say swim) about! Don't worry, I think she's been fed..

*Pulls on snorkel and fins, takes a hold of Nessie's tail...* Whee! This is fun!