h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*splutter,splutter,gnah,gnah,cough,hmphh!*
MONSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOWBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just LOOK at the state of me!I go to sleep to cure my hangover and what do I find? I am covered from head to foot in sand...and it has got everywhere...and I MEAN everywhere! I need a skinny dip for sure!
Now......where did I put my towel (hehehehehehe!!!)
shazzPRME

*suddenly finds herself turning blue and sandy*
AAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!!, BBBBBBRRRRRR!!!!!!!........
*decides to duck under the water to warm up and most importantly TO HIDE!!!*
monsy

That is just not good enough Monsy! I can recognise that Blue Whale anywhere! If I were you I would ask Nonny if you can hide in the Christmas Shack! You just MIGHT be safe in there...until I can find my wirecutters again anyway!
shazzPRME

*Closing eyes* Zzzzz...
*Tries to roll over to get more comfortable, only to find that he's in the sea*

What the??? Oh, sorry - dropped off for a minute there... Last time I fell asleep in the sea, I nearly had to be rescued by a fishing boat. Don't want that to happen again


Req

Not a good idea there Req! Shall I come over there and wake you up a bit then?
shazzPRME

Uhhh... that depends on how you term waking me up... Hopefully it doesn't involve ice-cubes or anything

Req

*swims about looking for a safe spot to hide that does not come complete with snow and ice*
*spots a little island a short swim ahead and decides to try that*
ahhhh...i should be safe here, wonder where this island came from anyway?, oh well, suffice to say it is here
monsy

*smooooooooooooooch*
Was that gentle enough Req??
Now.......let me see......that isn't an island Monsy...it's a HUGE whale!!...watch out for that pot of marigolds...it's just about to..............oops!
shazzPRME

Uuuhh, messy!

Here have some coconut milk. There's something else in it but I can't for my bare life remember what it was.....
-B-

hehehehe....as long as it's alcoholic we don't really care do we?!
shazzPRME

Right!


But I'm afraid I have to leave you now.
The *puter's in my kids room and it's bedtime.
I want to wish you all a very happy new year and thank you for this one
See you next year!

Bumblebee

Looks over to Monsy as the whale starts to blow - she is bouncing up and down with her legs in the air. The whale submerges as Monsy lands in the water, bottom first. I swim over to shazz and help get the sand out of her hair.

Any more Ice cubes to tip over Wowbagger.
vegPR

That's not a whale you sods... IT'S ME!!!

(only kidding )

*Swims next to the whale, Leonard Nimoy style, trying to simultaneously mind meld with the whale and rescue Monsy*

Ya' know....I bet Monsys' a little calmer now! That should have taken some wind out of her sails!!!

NM

You have got to be kidding? Something dewinding monsy? I highly doubt it!

Monsy! Its safe to come ashore now - I promise I don't have any more icecubes about my person...... (Gwennie has fingers crossed behind back). Oh, and put that whale down - you're harassing the local wildlife!

Can I join in please? And if so, can someone teach me how to swim? And maybe also how to swim without getting cold and wet? Also, any chance of borrowing a towel, oops, forgot it again, and I know it's the most Important item to have.(exits quietly, hoping no-one notices sad little sandy footprints up the beach...~~~~~~~).

Hey, Mature Student! Everyone's welcome but watch out for Monsy she get bored easily and sneaks up on people, burries 'em in sand when they're sleeping, pinches bottoms. That's her over there, playing with that whale.....

Gwennie looks down at melting ice in bucket......and wanders off to find a freezer to stop it melting.

*sputtering while regaining the power of speach after being tossed about like a beach ball by a rather active whale*
oh my!!! thank-you wowbagger it seems they did not see the humour in my little prank up there on the beach
*begins swimming towards the shore in hopes that the freezer gwennie is heading towards somehow breaks down*
monsy

I can't find a freezer and I was thirsty, so I drank the cold water so you're quite safe now, Monsy. Actually, I was rather hoping to find a loo somewhere - it's all that cold water - it appears to have gone straight through me! Any ideas? (Gwennie jumps up and down with legs crossed and pained expression on her face.....)