h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Andy G can't stop winning things! A weekly top this week to add to his Cup win, and he shoots 4 places up the table into the bargain.

The less said about the unfortunates in the bottom three places, the better, I think.

B

Beat nobody would have thought at the start of the season that with two Chelsea and one Arsenal Starter, with a Chelsea and Man U sub coming on that I'd end up getting my only points from Portsmouth Keeper and Stirker.

Eek.

I was so happy when Malbranque scored. Told he'd never play football in England again, hernia operation, transferred to an already crowded Spurs midfield... Just felt like a breakthrough. I thought we'd really turned a corner, you know?

And then it all went horrid

Jeff Stelling: Mu Beta. For the first time, your Phantasy Phootball league has provoked tears of emotion and empathy. How do you feel.

MB: Hey. Wassa matter you, eh? You gotta no respect.

JS: You really are a Southern Europe stereotype, aren't you?

MB: You no-a like spaghetti?

JS: Well, I am partial to a carbonara now and then. What do you think to Tottenham's midfield?

MB: It's-a not so bad.

JS: And do you think Malbranque was correct to stay in England.

MB: Hey. It's a nice-a place.

JS: And do you still stand by your prediction of Nirvanite finishing bottom of the league?

MB: Shaddapa you face.

Bearing in mind that woefully inaccurate prediction stands to lose RDT manager Psycorp603 a hefty ten pounds which will push the club into administration, how do you feel about your underestimation of Nirvanite's chances?

**wheels out a predictable Leeds joke about clubs going into administration**

**realises that there's no point actually issuing the line after that prelude; wheels joke into the backroom for use on a subsequent date**

B

Not going to make any jokes about clubs going into administration, been there done that.