h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

here is the link to the army page, which also links you to the support craft, but this is all unofficail: A2288388

the Black Death (A2060993) can do some damage to the approaching troops with its blaster cannons (or PPGs) but it would get overwhelmed quickly. Heavy weapons fire from artillery/orbital bombardment would probably take the shields down for the troops to blow the hatch open, but there are some turrets and YVH droids inside to deal with too. Its not impossible to take the ship, its just difficult

*The artillary flies in overhead, blasting apart the PPG's*

*The Repulsor gunships (apart from the squadrons annats leading) fly in over the horizon. A trooper with a camera turns to Ma'rol so the press can get a suitible heroic shot. Ma'rol activates sabre as the ships close in on the black death*

< Hehehehehe the press...>

*Pulls a pistol out an shoots down one of the gaurds (the ones with cloaking divices*

*The troopers in the gunships fire on the area where the cloaking trooper got shot, whilst the gunships continue firing on the Black deaths propulsion systems, having already destroyed and surface to air weapons (ppg's)*

I'll let you do that once, and only once. Continuity from now on, Get it?!

*The engines fire and the Black Death lifts off, with nothing more than her missile tubes and mine layers intact. Eversor clumsily attempts to put the vessel through the proper jukes and jinks to attempt to avoid fire*

*Ma'rol shouts into a comm link*

\/\/\ Bring her down! BRING HER DOWN!/\/\/

*The gunships open fire upon the black death, scoring multiple hits on the engines*

you aren't doing this in the spirit of continuity. beleive it or not, and I don't care if you do or don't, I probably would have taken a hit off of you. But as you have hit me with something that could not be avoided, I will return the favor.

*Eversor activates the port mine tube. As the ship bucks under fire it releases a sonic charge. After the charge hits the minimum safe distance it detonates. Its "twang" sound is the last thing many kamino troops and gunship crews hear.*

ulike you, I'll let you determine the exact numbers, but it would not be in good form to ignore that. And if you think I didn't have mine ports, check the bloody page

<"ulike you, I'll let you determine the exact numbers, but it would not be in good form to ignore that. And if you think I didn't have mine ports, check the bloody page"

You didn't yesterday. And how the hell did you magically construct a Death Star. And The Black Death wasn't big enough to carry this army last week. Fool.>

<*groan* i didnt break continuity. Continuity is going from point A to point C without mention point B. If you mean free will then i havent done that either, as you can simply escape through an escape shuttle of somesort. You can get out of this, but i'll be damned if i'm going to let you simply trundle away from it without a scratch. Remember, its 3000 troopers firing, not a small band or mercenaries. I can blast apart your ship in this context, because of the sheer amount of fire power being directed at it. If you had cared to give up, you would have realised that Ma'rol isnt doing this for the jedi or the republic and is actually doing it for his own needs, where a sith lord or two would be very useful. But theres no way now>

*thirty men and several gunship crew are deafend by the sound and fly back to the drop ships*

*a number of gunships led by Annat appear to the West and unload 500 troopers, while the others circle*

*Annat forms the 500 troopers into a line 5 deep and strides to the front of the line*

Precision fire, on my command directed at the thrusters of that ship!

*Indicates the limping Black Death*

*radios into the airborne troops*
\/\Attack runs on the ship, I want it's weapons systems destroyed. On my word./\/

*raises lightsaber*

FIRE!

*drops lightsaber and 500 laser bolts slam towards the engines of the Black Death, fire concentrated in an area of a few square inches*

*the Gunships swoop around and below the Black Death, pinpoint shots aimed at the Mine Launchers and remaining weapons systems*

*Grins*

~~Told you there'd be fireworks~~

*Indicates to his 3000 troops to do the same, with a hail of blaster shots hitting the weapons systems and the propulsion system*

*The gunships start to circle the black death, and the entire force crosses each others gunlines with extreme precision, firing in bursts to allow ships to pass infront of there fire*

~~Well, Mr Ambassador, I thought somone using a few tactics rather than piling in the shots might help. Besides, one of ours is on that ship.~~

FIRE!

*another flurry of bolts is leased towards the Black Death's engines*

< *unleashes AT-ATs... and AT-STs... and AT-PTs* >

*A mystical voice fills the heads of the jedi.*


~~~Do not destroy the Black Death. You have two jedi fighting onboard. Lord Niax is proving most difficult to subdue. We are in the dentention center. Try not to direct your fire there.~~~


If you have a question why im posting this look at the dentention center at F1691167?thread=347519&post=4864746#p4864746

*radios through to his detachment*

\/\Bring it down, do not destroy it!/\/

\/\/\ Only cripple the ship, take out the engines /\/\/

*The troops continue to fire on the ship*

< Not sure actually... I'm used to every balancing stuff out....

Is the black death air-borne? >