h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

< *wampa dances to David Bowie's "power of the babe" song*>

*goes insane*

< *doesn't notice difference* >

*Smiles*

But we are all the republic annat.

*Waves a commander over and a gunship lands next to annat*

Go with this commander, he has a thousand troops under his command. Knock out the engines, the rest of my men will take care of the sith.
Good hunting.

*Ma'rols gunship, and most of the others, lift off and head for the ruins of echo base*

\/\/\ commence bombardment /\/\/

*The tanks guard the artillary as they unleash a hail storm of fire towards echo base*

<>

I'm here as an observer, not a general. I'm sure your commander is more than capable.

Well Commander, you know your duty. Carry it out!

*The commander indicates to the troops and they all lift off towards the ruins of echo base, waving to several gunships who were deafend on the ice plains*

*hears the sounds of the battle over a commlink, and snatches an earpiece from a nearby trooper*

Right, mount up.

*Annat and the troopers climb into the gunships and head towards the battle*

*The artillary commander gets a read-out*

Artillary Commander: Radio the Hammerhead, the target is attempting to break orbit. Hold artillay!

*a comms troopers moves into action as the artillary stops firing*

< HDS, your Death Star III will not be employed into this game unless you fit it into a story. I anything it needs to be seen being built since the Remnant are at peace with the Republic. All you've done so far is start battle after battle without any plot except kidnap a padawan.

You've conjured up troops from nowhere. If anything there needs to be Eversor/Niax setting-up and preparing plans.

Even AD who once held your title of "Most Annoying Player" was seen going about building his small group of troops. Backgrounds of characters aren't necessary right off as they can be explained through talking like Geddon, Keezo, Tobru, Gr'jar etc.

You can't keep brining ships out of nowhere - people would notice if a battlestation was being built AGAIN. And people will try to stop you. Sometimes win, sometimes lose it all goes together for a 'saga', not just fights that go into infinity. >

<*applauds HPB*>

<*Applaudes HPB and staps up and down on his old title of most annoying player*

<s at AD jumping up and down on his title>

*Several large, box shaped, armed transports land at the far reaches of the ice plains as the Black Death slowly plodds its way towards the transports from the side of the plains closest to the base*

*The troopers decide that war is evil, and that they should all sing songs and promote peace across the galaxy, as it would be far more realisitic then several transports turning up from no where or even a ship sustaining constant fire, not to mention the death star 3*

< *unsubscribes from thread before she punches people for all the bl**dy arguing and everything that people are doing that is causing the arguing* >

*The Hammerhead opens fire and destroys the transporters with ease, as it is a capital ship with origins that can be destroyed if attacked correctly and not in a beardy/power-gamer fashion*

*The artillary joins in, having decided that wars too fun to give up*