h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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*The four heavy dropships make their decent towards the ice plains, not far from echo base and the black death*

*The heavy carrier lans first, and the repulsor gunships fly out. As each heavy drop ship lands, the gunships land infront and await troops. The tanks roll into position, and the artillary is set up ready for the bombardment*

*The troops swarm out and board there gunships. Ma'rol boards one*

Trooper commander: What are we waiting for Ambassador?
Ma'rol: A jedi knight...

*one of the sith scouts carefully peers over an ice boulder and comms what he sees in*

*the Interceptor flits overhead on autopilot*

*Annat jumps out and lands, 'saber and feet first onto the scout*

*the Interceptor lands a few meters behind the Kamino dropships*

*the blow bounces the scout into the boulder and he collapses on his belly. He raises one hand and fires his blaster pistol in Annat's direction*

*deflects the bolt with a casual flick of his lightsaber and attempts to knock out the scout with a kick to the head*

< Argh that's sick...he's got V-Wings...the crappiest of all starfighters! >

*succeeds, the scout passes out*

well, they are ground support craft, they can't technically go into space, they aren't built for it

<*wampa drags it into cave*>

*drags the prone scout to the Kaminoan lines and drops it in front of a Squad Leader*

Deal with that, the first prisoner of this battle.

*walks over to Ma'rol*

You do know that I'm here representing Republic and Jedi interests, and to rescue a captive. I'm not under your command and I'm not here for a battle. But other than that I'm fairly intrigued to see how your troops perform.

*and devours its flesh, spits out its bones, and picks its teeth with the combat knife*

*the scout lays there, unconcious, and drooling a little*

< *dyes its fur orange and becomes Ludo off 'Labyrinth'*>

*cringes*