h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*A strike team of 20 elite troopers form up 100 yards away from Eversor and the droids, and draw a bead on the droids*

*Annat skirts the cameras to remain unseen by the holonet and approaches Eversor*

*ignites lightsaber*

You have one chance to surrender, I suggest you take it before soldier boy back there shoots you. Now do you accept?

*one of the droids stands up in between Eversor and Annat*

[YVH-11h] My master is unavailable at this moment. But he will be back in a few minutes. You could leave or return at your own discretion. Thank you and have a nice day

*One of the droids slaps a skin tab on the back of Eversor's right hand. The chemicals in it enter Eversor's blood stream, and will soon awaken him and dull the throbbing headache that he would feel from bouncing his scull off of a plate of transpara-steel*

*raises 'saber to indicate a target to the troopers*

*Walks forwards, places his hand on Eversor's head and uses Force Heal to awaken him*

I am Annat Tayswi, Jedi Knight. You have two options, hand over your lightsaber and surrender to the Republic or refuse and fight not only me, but the 4000 strong Kaminoan army which is rapidly approaching under the command of a less reasonable man than I. Choose now.

*Eversor is awakened suddenly*

What sort of treatment can I expect from your republic, long years of torture I expect. And what of my apprentice, assuming you haven't killed him already, I expect he will be eviscerated along side me too, eh?

All I can promise you and your apprentice, assuming he survived the crash is a fair trial by the Republic Senate, and then an appropriate sentence, possibly of imprisonment free from torture. Which is a much better prospect than dying in the snow, you must admit.

*holds out free hand to take lightsaber handle if it is offered*

So what say you?

*throws the lightsaber at him through the Force, and none too gently*

then get me out of here!

*Hauls Eversor up to his feet and secures his hands behind his back with a pair of Force Binders*

Just a precaution. Also, I need to inject you with these Metablockers .

*injects Eversor with a slightly higher than average dose*

*the 20 troopers form up around Annat and Eversor and all 22 march back towards the Kaminoan lines*

\/\Tayswi to Ambassador Mannen. I have apprehended one of the Sith, who has surrendered to me and as such is now a prisoner of war of the New Republic of the Galaxy. I ask for passage aboard one of your ships to Coruscant where he may face trial. Out./\/

*Eversor walks dejectedly, and with a limp, between his gaurds. His droids return to the burning remains of his ship*

will we actually do the republic hearing, or just assume it happened and transfer me to the gallows?

*Two figures emerge from the smoking rubble once known as the Black Death. One figure carrying the other on his shoulder.*


*The one carrying the other begins to stumble accross the harsh grounds and falls to the ground bleeding from his arm and a few other wounds from the crash.*


*He reaches out his arm and points to one of the jedi.*


*Force Message to Annat Tayswi.*


~~~~Lord Niax......he's......escaping....through the......docking bay....stop him....~~~~


*The figure known as Craxus Nec'roy falls uncouncious due to the wounds hes suffered. He's in need of medical attention immediatly.*

*Runs over to Craxus*

~~~Lean on me, we'll get you some help, I'm sure Ma'rol will get Niax~~~


*Signals droids to help both of them back to Echo Base*

*comes to*

Oww, my spleen.

*draws on the Force to reduce the pain and limps over to Craxus*

*places his hand on Craxus's forehead to try and heal him*

*Co'bal and the droids get Rahig and Craxus to Echo Base*

*ouch*

*shouts over to Co'bal*

Get them to a medical facility! Ma'rol will go after Niax.

*walks with Eversor and the troopers towards a gunship, sits Eversor down surrounded by the troopers and waits for Ma'rol*

*Runs up with his lightsaber out ready*

Am I late master?

*nods*
Looks like it. And you are?