h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*CRaxus blocks the cat o nine tails with his sword so it cant be grabbed ahold of. Craxus then flips backwards to avoid the fire.*

*kicks the dune Craxus was just on, sending eye iritating dust up at him as well as razor sharp shards of blackened glass. At the same time, HDS swipes his sword at Craxus*

*As Craxus is about to get hit, Craxus jumps up to avoid the blade. Lands directly on the blade and smiles just a little bit. Craxus then charges HDS while running along the blade. The bits of glass that was caused by the sand wind cuts Craxus arm and along his face. Craxus then leeps close enough to HDS face in a cut down motion.*

*as Craxus is nearing his face, HDS opens his mouth wide and breaths out an extra powerful stream of plasma, the air around HDS's face reaches metal boiling temperatures, but that's just fine with him, he sleeps in a pool of lava after all*

*Craxus puts up his sword and that takes most of the plasma. Craxus body also takes a few hits but its only a few drops and all it does is melt away his outter human skin but keeps his worm skin looking brand spanken new.*

*Craxus finally reaches the face of hte balrog and slices at it.*





Do you want to continue this? It seems like we just do the same thing every time. And both of us, are both well educated in fine arts of battle.

*the Balrog opens his mouth and dives at Craxus, intending to eat him*

i don't care. I think it might be just this battle. its a heavy hitter against a fast one, not at all an easy battle for either to win

*Before the mouth swallows up Craxus, Craxus stands completely still and lets the mouth get around him. Then Craxus stands up on hte tounge of the balrog and grabs ahold of his sword and begins to stab up through the top of the mouth.*

Its up to you, it just seems repetitive in a sense.

*clenches his teeth and breathes a blast of plasma that is hotter than the sun, not even a sand worm can stand that for long. HDS channels the furry and pain of his rescently stabbed mouth into his lungs, heating the plasma all the hotter*

if any of my charecters were to die instead of tie, it would be this one. (I would of course prefer a victory in return )

*Craxus skin begins to melt away but leaving the worm skin untouched. Craxus finally can't stand the heat anymore and slices across the top of the mouth and jumps out through the gash.*

*The Balrog, infuriated with pain, lunges and attempts to bite Craxus in two*

*Craxus slashes at the Balrog hoping to stop it.*

*The blade slices through an incisor, the balrog reals back in pain and slashes at the airborne Craxus with his sword*

*Craxus tries to block but isnt fast enough, and gets cut across the chest. Blood spews from his wounds. Craxus falls down onto the ground bleeding onto the sand.*

*HDS, fully expecting his enemy's Fremen blood to swiftly coagulate (as it does that) aims another blow with the sword at Craxus*