h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*You begin to travel into a vast desert full of sand and all its critters. Sand dunes are as far as thee eye can see. There is a swift gust of wind, moving sand into your eyes making it hard to see.*

*a voice drifts down the street*

Oh where oh where has my little foe gone? Oh where oh where can he be? Oh where oh where has my little foe gone? Could it be he's afraid of me?

Mwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!

*Out of a distant mountain a glow appears, rising in intensity throughout the midnight of the sand dunes*

*From a distance you see a long line of sand being picked up looking almost like a missles stream to its target.*

*Suddenly the mountain bursts assunder and the night sky is filled with fire. A massive looming figure appears out of the swirling dusk cloud, it is Gothmog: the Lord of Balrogs. And he's ready to kill things*

*Craxus releases a loud roar towards Gothmog (HDS).*

*flares his nostrils and with a voice that's as much felt as heard says:*

Bring it, nipple head

*Flexes his muscles and intakes his breath.*

You got it, flamer.

*With that comment, Craxus rushes up towards HDS and strikes hard.*

BTW i think it will be easier to just say our names like Craxus and HDS, rather than saying our character names.

*HDS's powerfull armor takes the hit easily, HDS swipes his massive hand at Craxus*

*HDS hands just hits the fainted image of Craxus, the hand strikes the air. Craxus cackles a little, provoking the enourmous beast.*

Don't make me sit on you midget!

*Jumps up in the air and lands heavily on his feet, causing the ground to shake as though in the throes of an earthquake*

*Craxus jumps up into the air aiming a kick towards the beast that just jumped up to smash teh ground, flithy animal.*

*HDS takes a swipe at the airborn Craxus*

Takes a swipe with what.

*Craxus fips his body up watching hte blade pass by his head, Craxus lands and rolls to stand.*

with my hand dumb-@ss, I haven't pulled a weapon yet

*swipes at Craxus while he's rolling in the sand*

*Laughs quite a bit. Craxus watches as the hand moves closer to his head. Craxus jumps up touching the tips of the hand and flips over the hand landing on the big balrog's snout.*

*HDS opens his mouth and breaths a massive jet of fire at Craxus as he touches his nose*

*Craxus runs forward on the long snout. Craxus aims a eye kick to the balrog.*

*with a blink, the kick is stopped. HDS does a flip to try and dislodge Craxus*

*Craxus jumps up, the dust picks up from the speed that this is being done at. Craxus lands upon a sand dune, laughing at the big balrog.*