h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

No... the joke is actually Woodbine... honest... ~grin~

Greebs..xx

Not the joke I was thinking about, but very good Greebs

Hmmm... are you patternizing me?

Greebs...XX
(Not grouchy yet... but definately looking distinctly uncomfortable)

Absolutely not! You're a brilliant cat.

Er... why would I patternize you?

Yes me is brilliant... ~haunty look~... me just hates being patternized... bad form and all that rot...

Greebs..xx

(Now looking slightly grouchy and very uncomfortable)

How long 'til I beat Jodan @ reading this week's Post?

Will you be needing a big stick?

Greebs...xx

~A loud gurgling sound can now be heard from Greebo's not petite belly~

*slides across table*

~Greebo takes doughnut~

~Greebo eats doughnut~

~Greebo's belly makes an extra loud gurgle~

~Greebo looks slightly green~

Oh my!!!!

Greebs..xx

Oh Greebs... *fetches pail*

You poisoned her! *kicks HPB*

*covers Jodan in s*

~SPLAT~

~Greebo falls over and lies still with her legs in the air~

~Tis not looking good cat fans... is Greebo no more... Can she be saved... Does anyone care????~

~Tune in next week... Same Cat Time... Same Cat Channel~

~Start of cheesy music~

Greebs...xx

This can't be the end of Greebo!!

*waits for next week*

Ooh, it just became sooner

"... and now for another episode of gardeners world with Alan Tichmarsh..."

Maybe we should start a campaign... SAVE GREEBS!

Has a ring to it don't you think?

I've always wanted a boot-polisher with a long handle...