h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

bobba ooo maw maw, bobba ooo maw maw,

I was workin in my lab late one night
when my eyes beheld an eerie sight
The monster from the slab began to rise
He jumped to my feet and to my surprise
HE DID THE MASH-HE DID THE MONSTER MASH.

i can't pronounce Back-a-ruda!

try this, say baa
Baa,
raa,
Raa,
cu,
Coo,
da,
Da,

now put it all together

Baba-rara-cucoo-dadda!!!

well it aint barracuda man but i think we got a hit record!!!

Water. Fire. Air and dirt....
Fckn magnets!
How do they work?
And, I don't want to talk to a scientist!

I'm in love with a German film star
I once saw in a bar
Sitting in the corner in imperfect clothes
Trying not to pose
For the cameras and the girls
It's a glamourous world

I saw a werewolf drinking a Pina Colada in Trader Vic's
And his hair was perfect

Fing hell!!!!it's Fred Titmus

Under bridges over bridges to our destination
Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation

(while we're on an HMHB vein)

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From the "Elmer Fudd sings the Greats" album, I bring you Werewolves of London...

.......Widdle ol Wady got mutiwated wate wast night...........

well i hear a lovely rumour
that bet midler had a tumour
so gleefully
i went to tell my friends
but they said it was a lie
and she wasn't going to die
and bye the way
have we got news for you
and they told me that the man
i had always known as dad
hadn't met my mum when i was born
and they told me that i am
but i hope to god i'm not
the (illigitamate)son of dean freedman

Here I am inside a hotel choking on a
million words I've said
cigarettes have burned a hole and dreams are
drunk and penniless
Here I am inside my fathers arms
all jagged-bone and whiskey-dry
whisper to me sweetly now and tell me I will
never die
unloved....unloved....unloved....unloved



Jann Arden- Unloved

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that is why tonight
i am sat on top of
lord herefords(traditional english mountainus feature called a) knob

happy now mods

try learning some english

not everything is a rude word!!!!

what wonderfull fishes are souls
are souls
are souls
they swim in the sea happy and free
what wonderfull fishes are souls

Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
Of another dream

Rock and Roll, Porn, and a Motorbike

They come in bent-backed
Creeping 'cross the floor all dressed in black
Candles, thick as pillars
You can buy one off the floor
And the ceiling's painted gold
Mary's hair is red
The old come here to kiss their dead

And if Venice is sinking
I'm going under
'Cause beauty's religion
And its Christened me with wonder




Spirit of the West

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he runs a bit like shergar
and jumps like tir-na-oog
and looks like billy piper
after half an ounce of (popular brand of cola beverage, changed to passify the s)

your honda civic
iv'e a horse outside