h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Which would you rather fight, a vampire or a zombie and why?

A vampire. I'd inevitably lose and, given the choice, would rather be a vampire than a zombie.

Vampire. They scare me less.

Yep, it doesn't matter how many Zombies you kill there's always more and even if you die of natural causes you'll eventually rise as Zombie yourself to start shuffling about devouring the juicy bit as your own bits soften, decay and drop off.
If you're lucky and bitten the right kind of vampire you'll forever young and vital. Though if you bitten by the wrong kind of vampire you get bad breath, pointy ears, elongated nails, a crazy look in your eye and the blame for 1918 influenza pandemic.

Vampire - they're easy to kill - Garlic, Silver (In 'Blade' anyway), Stake through heart (works on anyone that ), sunlight...

Then again, maybe fighting both is safe as they're not real?

I don't know if it was qouted from someone, it makes me think of Ross Noble, but if you were ever in a fight with a warlock, who would obviously win, and you got blown up into thousands of little objects, what would the objects me?

Vampires are real! Well, in Camden at least.

Camden's crawling with the blighters, wearing perversely highly soled boots.

For zombies one's better off trying Hackney.

Hackney marsh Roy??

I wanted high soled boots. I hate being a midget, it makes me nervous around tall people.
I forgot about the vampires in Camden. Silly me.

Nah, it's just a bit of hayfever.

The boots are all the better for reaching bitable necklines.

Bu if the get's their victim into it don't matter how short the is

There's a Camden High-hoofed Vampire with bright green (I think) hair that gets the 134 bus to Warren Street of a morning. Thing is, she's quite tall as it is, so I do wonder how tall her intended neck-supplier must be.

Surely there would be more pressing interests?

Muuur *shuffle*
MUUUUR *shuffle and grasp ineffectively*
URRrrrGH!!!!! *Display oddly healthy looking gums*
Chomp.

Grr, more simulposts.

More pressing interests than...?

I've still never managed to press an interest. I iron a mean proclivity though.

Braaains?