h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That was meant to be a reply to "if they got the victim into bed then it wouldn't matter how high the neckline"
A rubbish joke on my part.

Well, that's only natural.

Vampire, natch.


Zombies just have bits falling off them

Better than being a metaphor for syphilis.

Even if it's not metaphorical, biting the neck is a bit sexual so vampirism is a sexually transmitted disease

definitely a vampire, they are sexy..zombies are just and drop bits everywhere.

If I've learned anything from tv and film it's that vampires should only be fought by spunky blonde Californian girls (see: Buffy), whereas zombies can easily be beaten by a couple of layabouts in a pub (see: Shaun of the Dead). Thus, measuring up the facts in a logical manner I would take on a zombie over a vampire any day. Plus zombies are slower and then if I was losing I could probably out-run them.

ah, but you'd only need one small bite (see: Day of the Dead) and you'd be done for...still Vampire for me...

But there was a /group/ of layabouts from the pub. I don't have a group, therefore I'd still lose, so I'll go with vampire still. Once a vampire you still have thought.

I think I could beat the vampire out of sesame street. But I wouldn't want to because I respect him as a person.

"I vant to count, awon atwo athrree" as I remember. The count, from sesame street, yep thats the vampire I'd want to take on. You don't get zombies on balamory or anything like that nowadays do you?

Years ago I saw Louis Jourdan playing the role of Dracula, and fell in love - so I would vote vampire!

Vampire. Definitely vampire.

The one good thing about zombies over vampires is that zombies can see themselves in a mirror.




Why would they want to?

Checking on the progress of decomposition perhaps ...

Maybe, but if I were a zombie, I'd be keeping as far away from a mirror as possible.

Hold on...

Vampires can't see their reflections right? Then how come they have such great hair? And make-up.

Not just the ladies

They have a stylist under their thrall ...

But how can they see their style? For all the vampire knows, his stylist could have given him a perm

frankly, I wouldn't trust a vampire stylist

That is a good point, maybe they use a video camera...?

Could be...I never thought of that...