h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Funny you should say that, one of the peaches had a little damage around the top and I found this rather big spider sitting on it, I assumed he was eating the peach, lovely spider too. I'm wondering now whether it was eating ants or whatever, I don't know if spiders eat fruit, come to think of it them tarantula thingies infest bananas I believe so they probably do. Anyways this spider scuttled off probably to attack my tomatoes! I wonder if it's on the Web?

Cutting your finger nails and toenails. Pulling extraneous hairs out of your ears and nose, a pleasure that comes with age as the young don't have them running wild and uncut, unlike us oldies. Cracking the joints in your knuckles,fingers,wrists, ankles, between the shoulder blades,base of the spine, occasionally knees and big left toe (doesn't work on the right one for some reason). Getting to the toilet on a freezing cold day, when you think you can't last a second longer - again a pleasure(?)of old age.

Successfully remembering your login for a site you used to frequent.

Pardon my higgorance, but what's a skelf? If it's the dirt under your fingernails, I'm already there but if not, do tell and I might need to add it to my list of indulgences

Putting on a brand new, warm, soft pair of pyjamas ready for bed.

Staying in bed after the alarm has gone off on a cold morning.

Watching the wife go out the door after an argument

Stepping into a hot shower on a cold morning

Postponing to end a hot shower on a cold morning.

Reading these postings!! Like a patchwork quilt, each patch takes me new places.

Currently considering Hammondorgan's spider.

Giving my old dog a good massage and watching it run off afterwards, reinvigorated