h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

damn it's too hot - my typeings failing

Is that what it is

my specs are steaming up

So are mine JK, and I go a bit blurry this time of day

Getting out of the shower, drying oneself fairly roughtly, putting on shorts (comando) a cool airy shirt and coming down going to the kitchen, getting the pint mug/glass out of the freezer from where its been for four hours, and pouring a cold guinness from the fridge thats been there for overnight into it which is exaclty what I just did

Peeling sunburnt skin.

sucking and crunching an ice cube

Being whistled at by some weirdo on the street - so you can tell him off for being a male chauvenist whatnot

Smiling at strangers

It's not just male chauvenism - gay blokes have been known to whistle at gay blokes too.

Playin the bass line to 'Groove Is In The Heart' mashed up with 'Money' is strangely pleasurable. And very addictive: once you start you can be at it for hours.

*aside* I like being whistled at, sometimes. But then there are those days...today, I was carrying home about 8 kilos of shopping at noon in the sun...cursing in my mind, my feet hurting and feeling generally miserable (and looking like it, too). Along come two guys, staring at my , I'm avoiding their eye so they wouldn't talk to me. As they passed me, one whistles, says hi. I give no reply (trying not to break down under the shopping-weight). That was probably very offending for his ego, because next thing I hear very clearly called after me "Bitch".

Yeah well...*aside*

And a strangely pleasurable activity?...Packing your things for the holidays , two weeks early, but nevermind..

Ladies: if you have writing across your breasts please don't be disgruntled when chaps try to read it. As is well known on these parts, I'm not too interested in titties (unless they're on Johnny Depp) but, if there's writing to be read it's only natural to try and read it. I'm NOT staring at your milkfloats!

As you were...

writing-free for that very reason

How about coming up with a really good retort, for a pleasurable activity? Last time some Neanderthal on the street (a real one - I live almost in the Neandertal ) commented on my "milkfloats" I aksed him whether he was weaned yet Really gets to 'em if they're about 16

I second that ...

and mals posting too...

Pleasurable thing - removing your shoes for the day...

Thanks Roymondo I've been meaning to make that point in Petty Hates for a while.

I think "I've just read the slogan on your shirt"

They think "He's gawping at my breasts"

Annoys me, too - like the women who dress trashy and then get annoyed if anyone so much as glances...

Oh yes. Hoist them up as high as physically possible in as revealing a top as you can find then get annoyed if he looks. And get furious if he doesn't

Back on topic - Summer sun brings out smiles and beautiful bodies.

I used to have a t-shirt with some oriental writing on and some of the blokes I knew had some rather rude suggestions as to what it said!

Saw a young woman yesterday wearing a tiny top and skirt, chest hiked up to her chin.

Returning to the convo, undoing the top button of my jeans.