h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Chucks some onions at 2Legs*

Chucks "straight friends" at 2legs.

RF

Chucks two packets of Quavers and an onion at 2legs.

Oooo Quavers I had twiglets in the pub Sunday night (it was my dinner) f not had them in ages *throws 2packets of 2twiglets at 2legs

Throws £100 in one pence pieces

Throws a pillow at 2Legs...

*Throws homework from his first day back at school at 2legs*Do this for me.

*throws toasted rolls at 2legs

*Throws an 'Italian-style' Ham & Feta sandwich at 2Legs*

Throws a filing cabinet at 2legs. And several box files. And a fax machine. And that bloody ignorant woman over there that sits there and leaves her phone ringing. And her phone.

throws at 2legs, luckily, it's cold

*Throws at 2legs, from the sounds of it he'll need them soon...*

how odd... I just wrote an Email to someone which mentioned apon, amongst other things, handcuffs and the use thereof *throws a paddle, a whip, a leather belt, blindfold, set of clamps, some leather straps and a pile of ice at 2legs

*chucks a new quote for his username at 2legs

chucks some clothes at 2legs

*chucks pointy hard painful things at 2legs until he jogs my memory as to where that confounded quote comes from cos it's annoyingly just on the edge of my mind... Tank Girl?*

*Oh, and then chucks a nice flail, a ball gag and ankle cuffs with a yard long bar between them at 2legs... Cos it seems like fun to add random unexpected options to the lucky 'dip'... *

its Lori Petty from Tank Girl
The full quote is, I think:
'Look, if you want to torture me, spank me, lick me, do it. But if this poetry s&*$ continues just shoot me now please... *Throws towel at 2legs so he can go get a shower

chucks a farm shop at 2legs to save him from going out.

I knew it! It were ticklin my brainbuds! I Tank Girl!

*throws VHS of Tank Girl at 2legs*

It's ok, I watched it again two weeks ago... I saw it recently on DVD in a friend's 'stuff' shop... I might ask for it for xmas...

*chucks warm water at 2legs in the style of a shower...*

I meant the RIGHT sort of shower, not the *ahem* 'sterile' shower... That's for him to do whith his correspondents igf he so wishes!

*throws hot humid weather at the thread in the hope it might go away I'm all clean now oughta pop to the shop to buy cigarettes (not the farm/Italian shop today) now I've a quandry, do I go to the normal shop, the newsagetns to get cigarettes, or do I go to the new shop that also sells cigarettes which is probly if anything slightly nearer, and risk my finding out if they sell booze or not and thereby purchase some booze if they do do booze yep I think I shoudl go to the new shop... its good to support new local enterprises