h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

zombies are reusable

*chucks a giant rubber band ball at 2legs*

*adds finishing touches to 2legs clone. Fits tube into ear and pumps cabbage fuelled ducks into 2legs Mk2's head*

*throws 2legs at 2legs*

*chucks bucket of glue at 2legs*

*chucks a at 2Legs...*

*Chucks JohnnyK`s backlog at 2legs*

..that'll hurt MC ...

...Chucks a box of plasters at 2Legs...

*chucks Dagenham Girl Pipers and a chupacabra*

*throws mc at 2legs*

*throws a bucket of cold water at 2legs

*throws a bucket of very hot water at 2legs*

It seems I havent chucked anything at 2legs since 29/10/2006. How remiss.

*chucks the cast of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at 2legs*

*does unmentionable things with the cast of the rocky horror picture show cast

*chucks the 244 posts of the chuck things at 2legs thread at 2legs*

wonders at the temporal mechanics involved in chucking 244 posts at 2legs when there is only 235 posts...

*throws kitchen sink at 2Legs*

explains he used a 42 to do it

I cant believe I didnt know this was here!!!!!!


*throws half-eaten meat and poatato pasty at 2legs seeing as it's all I have handy right now*

*scoffs half-eaten meat and potato pasty

*throws a whole one* Have another. I have four... They were reduced in the supermarket last night and they are rather good... The pastry is just how I like it!

if I wasn't such a fan of pies/pastys I'd find it so much easier to loose weight... of course, I can blame it all on the bakery a minute or two's walk from my house which sells nice hot pies and pastys *throws a Focusrite Trackmaster Pro with ADC at himself