h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*finds something attractive, willing and not very dressed to throw at 2legs* there ya go, best way to keep you busy and away from the bakery, plus, just think of the excercise! Voila! Losing weight the fun way! lol

*gets exercising

*chucks whipped cream, strawberry sauce, some sparkling wine and some candles in 2legs' general direction* oops! Mind the wax! I really shouldnt have lit them first... mind you, knowing 2legs, he'll only enjoy it...

*enjoys?* Hot wax

Dont lie...

chucks egg sandwiches at 2legs followed by a piece of carrot cake

*Throws the computer he beat at kick-boxing at 2legs*

*throws a gunpowder pie at 2legs*

*Throws match at 2legs*

*checks a fire blanket at 2legs*

*chucks a fireman at 2legs*

*does non-firemanly things with the fireman~~*


(~~Which may or may not involve d hoses.) * throws a guitar lead/cable at 2legs

chucks old underwear and henry the hoover at 2legs

chucks mushrooms at 2legs

chucks my brother at 2Legs...

*chucks some very tasty mushroom soup at 2legs*

Chucks a at 2Legs..

Eeep! 2legs got forked!

*chucks whatever comes to hand in a moment of blind panic at 2legs*

Sorry, work's a little overwhelming at the moment... That's why I'm hiding on here in the hopes it'll stop me actually grabbing and throwing something at someone in an 'Ok, I'm fired aren't I?' kind of way...

Chucks a at 2Legs...

chucks a baguette at 2legs