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What is the definition of a mess?
benjaminpmoore Started conversation Jun 14, 2006
And how tidy would your house/flat/room have to be before you tidied it up?
What is the definition of a mess?
swl Posted Jul 1, 2006
Depends who's coming to visit.
When you run out of clean crockery and you can't afford a carry-out, it's time to do the dishes. Or get a cat to lick the plates.
What is the definition of a mess?
benjaminpmoore Posted Jul 1, 2006
I don't have a cat. What do I do?
What is the definition of a mess?
benjaminpmoore Posted Jul 1, 2006
Good, that's that sorted. What my carpet? Do I need some sort of a vacuum cleaner?
What is the definition of a mess?
swl Posted Jul 1, 2006
No need. Newspaper makes for an admirable carpet. Absorbent and informative. When soiled, add another layer. To save money, hang around your newsagents around closing time and ask for all the unsold papers.
What is the definition of a mess?
benjaminpmoore Posted Jul 2, 2006
And if I'm ynemployed the antibiotics are free aren't they?
What is the definition of a mess?
swl Posted Jul 2, 2006
Bacteria are your friends. Everyone should have pets.
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