A Conversation for Ralph The Wonder Llama: The Fan Club
Self destruction.
recklessnes Started conversation Jan 20, 2004
Well, since I noticed everybody here to be such intellectuals that they can conversate with the one and only almighty llama, I was confident we could find a name for this;
As my name suggests, i have this odd, constant urge for self destruction in violent and spectacular ways.
The things you might have seen on http://www.testicles.tk> are truly nothing compared to what I do at home.
I was hoping we could find an appropriate name for this self destruction.
Let me know when you figure something out!
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jan 21, 2004
How does manic automutilation sound?
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Feb 2, 2004
Or, um, um, um, something else?
Self destruction.
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 12, 2004
Automutilation has a great ring to it.
Again mighty lord your intellect autstounds me!
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 15, 2004
<now where is recklessness when you need him
Quit worshipping me. It's embarresing.
Self destruction.
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 15, 2004
Aaah... but what you didn't notice was that mid-grovel I released a troupe of fire ants up your right trouser-leg.
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 16, 2004
*hops about in agony*
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Self destruction.
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Mar 16, 2004
*laughs easily and pours jam on him*
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Mar 17, 2004
*strikes out at Kitty with a bolt of Divine Lightning*
Self destruction.
recklessnes Posted Apr 7, 2004
nice to see something new here.
I see you managed to learn something from me!
(not to face-suck a llama behind)
But, you said you needed me, llama???
Here i am!
Self destruction.
ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Apr 7, 2004
eep.
*holds up the shield of the Anti-Ralph to deflect the blow*
Ha! The power of the Demonic Guanaco child has saved me!
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 8, 2004
It did? Too bad. Anyway, how come you only post in reply to Recklessness?? *feels slightly abandoned*
Self destruction.
recklessnes Posted Apr 13, 2004
heh heh heh,
It is because of my EVIL MIND PROBE OF DÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓÓóóóóómmmmm!!!!!
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 16, 2004
Yeah??? Try it on a girl in real life!!!
*wanders of for some light hanky-panky with girlfriend*
Self destruction.
recklessnes Posted May 19, 2004
crap, why didn't I think of that?
*stands alone, waiting till the llama has finished humping*
Self destruction.
Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Sep 13, 2004
Oh, well. Maybe one day you'll meet that special girl.
But seriously, that girl I was talking about can even gross me out sometimes!
Self destruction.
recklessnes Posted Sep 13, 2004
really?
tell me!
You have managed to gross me out several time last vacation.
especially the bedroom scenes were hilarious
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- 1: recklessnes (Jan 20, 2004)
- 2: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jan 21, 2004)
- 3: recklessnes (Feb 2, 2004)
- 4: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Feb 2, 2004)
- 5: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 12, 2004)
- 6: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 15, 2004)
- 7: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 15, 2004)
- 8: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 16, 2004)
- 9: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Mar 16, 2004)
- 10: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Mar 17, 2004)
- 11: recklessnes (Apr 7, 2004)
- 12: ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose (Apr 7, 2004)
- 13: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 8, 2004)
- 14: recklessnes (Apr 13, 2004)
- 15: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 16, 2004)
- 16: recklessnes (May 19, 2004)
- 17: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 26, 2004)
- 18: recklessnes (Sep 13, 2004)
- 19: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Sep 13, 2004)
- 20: recklessnes (Sep 13, 2004)
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