A Conversation for Ralph The Wonder Llama: The Fan Club
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Started conversation Apr 24, 2004
I Worship His Divine Llamaness.
PLEASE let me join, i'll be your friend?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Apr 26, 2004
Fine with me, I need all the friends I can get!
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 6, 2004
*bows*
Welcome, acolyte, to the order of the llama.
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Uncle_Bob - Back In Black Posted May 7, 2004
I AM SO SMART!
I AM SO SMART!
S.
M.
R.
T.
I mean S.
M.
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R.
T.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 7, 2004
Aaah. An excellent quote from the Simpsons Scriptures. Yet from now on I expect to hear only the doctrine of the Llama.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 10, 2004
Doctrine of the llama...
Words of wisdom: DO NOT WATCH 'Matriculated' from the animatrix after several joints. 
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 10, 2004
Listen truly to His wisdom 
I've not yet watched animatrix or played the game.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 11, 2004
Animatrix rocks. The game isn't very good.
Oh, and stay away from furbies when you're stoned. They morph into terrifying creatures.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 13, 2004
What do you mean morph? My dad through mine out the window 
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 17, 2004
That's nothing to what we're going to do with ours. We bought one as a mascotte for next summer, and we were trying it out: I was making it giggle, and Sarcasm's girlfriend was saying 'hungry, hungry, hungry'. Sarcasm was like 'cut it out! You're going to give me nightmares if you go on like this!!!"
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 17, 2004
What about when they sleep? Or when they do that freaky in the light/ out the light thing?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 18, 2004
I don't know, we ended up locking the little b*st*rd in the cupboard. It had already gotten to Sarcasm's girlfriend, it was only a matter of time before it got to cute to torture it.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 21, 2004
Chist. That could be bad.
Have you ever seen a furby naked?
http://www.hackfurby.com/rebuild.html?page=3
400 nekked furbies! http://xenia.media.mit.edu/~kelly/Furby/MIT_RL_10_01/MIT_RL_10_01.htm
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted May 26, 2004
That's kinda sad. We're probably gonna give it a new hairdo, make some photos of the furby with a joint in it's beak, and roll it in a strip of fireworks and blow it over the countryside.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted May 27, 2004
*inserts joint*
num num num, more!
I like the sound of the last bit...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 1, 2004
We've been training it to fart and burp all the time. And if you hold it to your bum it makes a smooch noise.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jun 1, 2004
A smooching noise?
God bless furbies. I've got to get a new one.
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 2, 2004
Look around at jumble sales. There's a lot of them looking for a new mummy.
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Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) Posted Jun 3, 2004
*sniffs* ooh don't, I'm getting all broody.
Would it be possible to tamper with the legs and programming so you get a homicidal robot-slave?
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Jun 3, 2004
Don't ask me, Recklessness is the technobabble-nerd.
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- 1: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (Apr 24, 2004)
- 2: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Apr 26, 2004)
- 3: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 6, 2004)
- 4: Uncle_Bob - Back In Black (May 7, 2004)
- 5: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 7, 2004)
- 6: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 10, 2004)
- 7: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 10, 2004)
- 8: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 11, 2004)
- 9: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 13, 2004)
- 10: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 17, 2004)
- 11: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 17, 2004)
- 12: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 18, 2004)
- 13: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 21, 2004)
- 14: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (May 26, 2004)
- 15: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (May 27, 2004)
- 16: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jun 1, 2004)
- 17: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jun 1, 2004)
- 18: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jun 2, 2004)
- 19: Werekitty (Bastet, Tobru Deran, Cymoril) (Jun 3, 2004)
- 20: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Jun 3, 2004)
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