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WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. Posted May 14, 2008
Very small printed notice at the bottom of toilet door:
"Even the President of the USA looks ridiculous in your position."
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Teuchter Posted May 14, 2008
Instruction written on the wall behind the urinal ...
"Follow this line"
The line went across the wall, up, down, back across, back up, back down and eventually finished somewhere over on the far side - where more writing said ...
"You are now pi**ing on your shoe"
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swl Posted May 14, 2008
Not quite graffiti, but allegedly seen on a gravestone in Sunderland underneath the John Smith, dates, Father & Husband etc - "Stiff at last"
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McKay The Disorganised Posted May 14, 2008
There was also a little story above the urinals in the aforementioned pub. Each line in a new hand
Be Alert - We need more lerts.
No - we've got enough lerts - be amused we need more museds.
Dammit it's the museds got us into this mess in the first place be aroused !
No - don't do that you'll p1ss on the grafitti.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 14, 2008
Excellent!
Some time ago I worked at a place where the entire wall of the urinal was covered by tiles, with fairly large grout gaps between them. In a matter of days the white grout had fine pen markings that said *infan*, *erec*, *mo*, *gen*, *fer*, *rep*, *hos*, *vola*, *projec*, etc,, etc.
I actually started to look forward to new ones. 
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 14, 2008
No intention of suggestion of venereal disease was intended by the author or the publisher. 
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Slapjack Posted May 15, 2008
On the wall of a school facing a playground swing set, a very, very big-headed stick-figure with the words written beside it: 'I am Satan! Worship Me!'
I'm not sure why, but I laughed out loud.
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taliesin Posted May 15, 2008
On a large boulder at the side of the Trans-Canada highway in British Columbia:
"The King is a fink"*
*Amusing to those critical of the BC Provincial government, who were also fans of Johnny Hart's, 'The Wizard of Id', and 'BC' comic strips.
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clzoomer- a bit woobly Posted May 16, 2008
Saw this today in an alley:
*Who says you only live once-
Keith Richards*
It was nicely tagged next to a spray paint portrait of same, evil grin, wrinkles and rings included.
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fluffykerfuffle Posted May 16, 2008
scrawled on the front of a condom machine in a bathroom:
do not buy this gum! it tastes just like rubber!
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 23, 2008
Pretty much anything by Banksy makes me smile.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 24, 2008
In a very difficuly spot to get to on a bridge in Derby:
"What parents do your drugs take?"
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novosibirsk - as normal as I can be........ Posted May 27, 2008
Dyslexia Lures KO
Novo
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turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) Posted May 27, 2008
No, no!
Queensberry rules KO - surely?
Dyslexia lures FN...
Microsoft rules |OK| |Cancel|
t.
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McKay The Disorganised Posted May 29, 2008
No ~ Susan Hampshire Lures OK ?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted May 29, 2008
Look Left
Look Right.
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Yvonne aka india Posted Jun 9, 2008
A estate agent's board on the side of an old building in town:
"Property to Let"
On the wall of said building somone has sprayed:
"Whats to let theres no roof man"
True. This is a ruined church type with crumbled walls, spaces where ornate windows should be, no roof, with rubble and scrubland surrounding it. The estate agents are kind of hopeful I think
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Clever or amusing Grafitti
- 21: WanderingAlbatross - Wing-tipping down the rollers of life's ocean. (May 14, 2008)
- 22: Teuchter (May 14, 2008)
- 23: swl (May 14, 2008)
- 24: McKay The Disorganised (May 14, 2008)
- 25: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 14, 2008)
- 26: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 14, 2008)
- 27: Slapjack (May 15, 2008)
- 28: taliesin (May 15, 2008)
- 29: clzoomer- a bit woobly (May 16, 2008)
- 30: fluffykerfuffle (May 16, 2008)
- 31: swl (May 16, 2008)
- 32: Researcher U197087 (May 16, 2008)
- 33: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (May 23, 2008)
- 34: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 24, 2008)
- 35: novosibirsk - as normal as I can be........ (May 27, 2008)
- 36: turvy (Fetch me my trousers Geoffrey...) (May 27, 2008)
- 37: Fathom (May 28, 2008)
- 38: McKay The Disorganised (May 29, 2008)
- 39: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (May 29, 2008)
- 40: Yvonne aka india (Jun 9, 2008)
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