h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have no weapon on me darksider. And this is not Kamino, nor is it a world of the republic, therefore there can be no diplomatic incident here. All that is here are a Jedi and a fallen Darksider. Also, I was brought into this compond against my will as you extended it around me, which makes you guilty of kidnap, Mr Ambassador....

*The camera on the base keeps filming*

I am sure the allies of my people will be happy to hear all this. And as you should know Kamino is an ally of the republic. And as you have noticed the sheilds have been down for some time.

This is Kamino soil, by authorisation of the republic. By being there you are starting war, not just with Kamino, but also with the republic. I am sure supreme chancellor Kellin will be scared by these open displays of hostility.

< Aren't jedi able to tell one someone's lying?




Anyway the Shield Generator USED to have a huge satellite dish on top like GoldenEye... but Han Solo made it go bye bye.

The shields are flat. Stuff one one side, stuff on other, shield in middle. Like death star.

Just cause it's flate doesn't mean it can't around something ie Death Star. There needs to be a middle otherwise you're stuck INSIDE the shield>

At which point did the Republic gain the authority to give a non-republic world such as Kamino access to another non-republic world such as the moon as Endor? I would have thought you would be able to put together a convincing argument darksider. Now are you going to strike or do I sit here all night?

*smiles*

You will have to check that on coruscant in the official vaults. Until then, you will respect the wishes of an ambassador of Kamino and leave my embassy

*The camera is fed straight to the council chamber, so puppet and watch annat provoking Ma'rol*

Master puppet, please ask your knight to leave endor, he is trying to start hostilites.

< Oh don't use the databank!

Besides... who knows what happened to Kamino after the Old Republic... the Empire... the New Republic... the Yuuzhan Vong... the New (our) Republic?? >

*smiles sweetly*

I'm fairly comfortable on my rock thankyou.

*PUPPET voice appears out of holocam*

PUPPET: On Kamino you should be Annat.

I am awaiting Ancha's message first Master. Until then I'm sitting on this rock.

< I've just been taking it as Ma'rol bull smegging to get rid of Annat.

And that's why the free-will rule is there. >

< I've just been taking it as Ma'rol bull smegging to get rid of Annat.

And that's why the free-will rule is there.

And you could SAY you're king of tatooine but that wouldn't make it so!>

<*puts on a crown*

I am King of Tatooine!!!

*hundreds of sandpeople swarm across the hills and raze the bunker before hitting Ma'rol with gaffi sticks*>

*stands up and gathers weapons*

One day you will regret that Ma'rol, because when the war comes I have a feeling wee will come face to face, and you and your Dark Masters may best me, but I'm not going down without a fight.

<*gets into Bantha dragged Royal Coach*>

*walks away*

And your point is?

*The sheilds extend and encompass the rock*

As you see master puppet your men are little more then vigilanties who care nothing for the rights and wrongs of the republic. Please do not make me send this, and any similar such incidents, on to higher authorities. Your knight has just accused a member of the senate of being a sith which is an outrageous accusation. See that he doesnt make such slips again.

*The camera switches off*

*Ma'rol runs forward and picks up the rock,cackling manically and running back into the base*

Looks droids, i got the rock!

*The perimitter is extended and the force feild activates. The base seals tight and ma'rol puts the rock proudly above the entrance to his embassy. He sweeps the remains of 306 into a box labelled repair soon, and heads off to bed*

< Oh you're definately bull smegging if Ma'rol thinks he's on the Senate! >

< Only if Kamino became a Republic stae.

You can't have Remnant forces sitting in Repbulic matters for example.

It's like Iraq sitting in Amercan talks in the White House. >