h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

is the oponent armed with a lightsaber? no
only nature is there defence
thus you may for this task use nature...
take the stick
and happy hunting youngling
I shall be waiting with a fire when you get back

perhaps you would have been happyer stuck on yavin...
do you regrete your eagerness to leave?

Great...now I have a wise a*se master </>

*takes stick with resignation*

Well, if your fire's dead and I'm not back yet, then I've been got by the womp rats...tell the world I love them and the womp rats I don't.
I shall tempt fate!

*heads off into trees*

younglings....
they think there hard done by...
they should try serving both a sith and a jedi master in the same week...

*creates a small fire in a pile of bracken and sits on a log falling deep into meditation, every so often the fire flares unnaturaly but not enough to set fire to the surounding woodland*

*looks carefully out from around tree to make sure master is looking the other way thinking she's gone, then pulls out a sandwich pilfered from the council chamber earlier and starts to munch it*

Use nature to catch nature... </>

~~decept and trickery are traits of the darkside youngling... I would not mock those who know how to turn you into a pile of smoldering ash should they choose to do so... perhaps it might teach you a lesson however... do you wish to learn that lesson or do you wish to acknowlage the fact that your as yet still the apprentice? I have herd from a Jedi who is stuck in the unknown regions of space, we should go and meet with him, you might learn a better lesson there yes?~~

*wonders how in the Force's name there is her master's voice in her head*

*chokes on the sandwich*

come my youngling,
we have much to do

*wanders back to ship*

*s to catch up*

*doubles back picks up padwan puts them on the ship*