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DROID:- No Ambassador Ma'rol will not like it, please leave

*Points blaster*

The droid we have heard may be Co'bal's, we need to take it, otherwise we'll never reach knight.

~~~Lets try to distract him and one of us will sneak past him, it's not like droids are clever~~~

*Holds hand up at where his saber is*

DROID:- Please leave

*Mournful beep of a droid is heard again*

~~~We'll have to either sneak past him or attack him, we won't get into trouble as I've heard Ma'rol is a rogue Jedi.~~~

R2:-ooooOOOOOOOOoooooooo

< Hahahahahahahahahaha! >

~~~I think attack would be the only thing, it's not going to let us through without a fight~~~

~~~Ok then, lets let him get what he deserves~~~

*Draws saber and activates it and gets in a defensive stance*

I have no other choice droid, I cant let you get in the way of my masters business!

*Droid opens fire with blaster*

*Blocks the shots*

*Force pushes the droid over*

*Slashes at the droid*

*Droid falls over*

Lets go Hasmi, we got a droid to get.

*Walks toward where the droid can be heard*

*R2 beeps and whistles*

<"Quiet Artoo!">

<*R2 makes a rude raspberry noise*>

<"Oh switch off!">

<"oooOOOooo">

*Wanders to where heard the droid*

Rght then R2, lets not get ourselves killed.

*Slips and bangs his head on a bar*

OW! Just like that.

*R2 whistles and beeps and trundles off towards the back of the building*

Hey don't go, I hope you aint friends of them.

*Runs after R2*