A Conversation for Jedi Academy: Endor

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Post 41

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< That's right. >


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Post 42

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*ewok eats*


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Post 43

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

*The retribution receives the message from 306 and heads off to space*


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Post 44

Secretly Not Here Any More

*uses an elaborate set of hand gestures to try and indicate that he wants to get inside the generator*


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Post 45

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)


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Post 46

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*ewok cock head*


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Post 47

Secretly Not Here Any More

*repeats gesture*

I... Need... To... Get... In... There...


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Post 48

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*ewok recognises with happiness and speaks to others*

*they gather and sit, one pushing Annat to do the same*

*leader begins telling the story of the Battle of Endor with various gestures to the sky, wookiee noises and impressions of people with obvious exagerations*


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Post 49

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*sits down and listens*

*points to self*

Jedi! Jedi!


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Post 50

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*leader makes AT-ST noises while another pretends to be the imperial machine and stomps toward bunker bit of Generator*


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Post 51

Secretly Not Here Any More

*watches the ewok get closer to the defences*

*unclips lightsaber from belt, holds high above his head and ignites*

I am a Jedi!


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Post 52

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*the ewoks look at Annat questioningly (that a word?)*


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Post 53

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*points towards bunker with lightsaber and then starts to walk towards it*


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Post 54

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

~~Annat my home is a home of peace. Attack it and it will be an act of war. I am an ambassador for Kamino and the republic will not tolerate those actions. Now, please leave my home~~


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Post 55

Secretly Not Here Any More

*gestures for the Ewoks to leave*

*sits down on a rock on the perimeter and places his lightsaber on the ground, along with the stub gun*

*sticks the machete into the ground*

~~I'm just sitting on a rock darksider.~~


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Post 56

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

~~Good. and its ambassador if you dont mind. Wouldnt want to start a galaxy wide war over a few words now would we.~~


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Post 57

Secretly Not Here Any More

~~Where I come from, there are no politics. All there are are people who want you dead, people who you don't know, and your family. Now you aren't family anymore and you know who I am so I will address you as darksider.~~


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Post 58

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

~~~If thhis isn't a stupid question, what happened to the original Ma'rol~~~


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Post 59

Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans)

~~*Laughs* Then do so knight by all means. But i am an ambassador. And you arent at home anymore your a jedi knight. And as a knight you are subject to the laws and legality of the republic. Calling me by that name is slander, and could insight war if you are uncareful. Now if i were you id leave Endor. That base is my embassey, and you been so close to it without reason is highly aggresive, wouldn't you agree~~


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Post 60

Secretly Not Here Any More

~~If you want to be picky it's defamation, and it's only defamation if it can be proven to be a lie. As far as I am aware you don't own this rock, therefore I will sit on it, unarmed and contemplate why you turned from the light.~~


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