h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Rodians with blasters move past windows...*

Rodian: [LOOK JEDI!!!]

*Numerous blaster bolts fire at the pads along with Tobru and Annat...*

*swings to deflect blaster bolts*

Great, a darksider and the Rodians. Not my day.

*a rodian falls*

*others duck behind windows*

*falls to the floor as her rage is leeched, and pants*

You >gasp< .. tried to make me fight in the anti-grav array. If I'd exploded somthing, he'd have died. I see that as very threatening.

*stands and lashes her whip at Annat*

*throws the fourth of her explosives at the Rodians*

*The beloved Rodian craft, distinctly belonging to Keezo flies overhead and into city*


*Other Rodians fire from windows, a few run onto pads firing at BOTH with lightsabers...*

*springs out of the way of the whip using a force-assisted jump*

I wanted to face you there to remove your advantages and face you on equal terms. It is against our code to threaten the innocent.

*uses the Force to cloud the Rodian's aim*

Oh DAMMIT.

I only wanted to visit my dad


*throws the last of her explosives at the rodians and shoots at a few of them, hitting a couple, then slinks off looking very cross*

*runs towards the Rodians*

Velte, either help me or leave, there's no point trying to kill each other when these guys want to do it for us!

*slices the nearest Rodian's blaster in half and force pushes him into a wall, knocking him unconcious*

*Rodian on pads fly over edge*

Rodians: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Fine.

But only to clear the way so I can kill you afterwards.

*force smashes two Rodian's into each other, knocking them unconsious, then raises her sabre over her head, and brings it down with a joyfull grin on her face*

*uses a grab to pull the nearest Rodian towards him*

I'm taking you for questioning...

*kicks away the Rodian's blaster*

Kasso Hoedi

RODIAN: [I'll never talk, Jediiiiii! Master Keezo was right about that cat... she is jediiii!]

*brings her saber down, killing the Rodians, then throws Annat the rope around her waist so he can bind him*

What the hell?

*throws a set of binders onto the captive Rodian and manhandles in to the cargo compartment of the Interceptor before turning to face the newcomer*

Do you want help in interogating the Rodian?


Kasso Hoedi

wait till I get you alone maggot Rodian, and you'll see that I'm darkside!!!

*Chokes a few Rodians with the force*