h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

< And the interceptor hasn't picked up on the ship? >

< Then someone will have to eventually discover it one way or another.... >

*Some fragments of the Red Star scatter into Yavin IV orbit. Some bits burn up while others are more stubborn, heading for the floor..*

*the spiky head thing follows the retreating interceptor, having nothing else to do and not understanding why it is here*

< It appeared next to The Red Star... >

>>>YAVIN IV ORBIT<<<<<>

Ok i read teh backlog, i just need to understand a few things. Isnt the Red Star, the sith ship. Could someoen just explain whats going on, and why there is a big head floating in space saying what do you want to people?

*the head disapears and a massive black Imperial mark III Star Destroyer de-cloacks off the bow and begins pelting the Red Star with disabling ion cannon fire. After the shields fail and the weapons and engines go offline the ISD begins dragging the Red Star in with its tractor beams.*

*a dark and ominous voice projects over the loudspeakers*

I'm here already, now what the ruddy h#ll do you people friggen want eh?

and by "red star" I meant "the interceptor"

but still, why did whoever called me here, call me here, I want to know now, not two minutes from now, now!

some wanted me to lead a band of mercs?

< Tri-brackets for for out of character please.

HDS the Interceptor went back into Yavin more than ten hours before you tractored it... >

*over the comm*

so you want me to lead a band of mercenaries then?

(this is the proper out of charector, too many people use poor form) that means that I have really good tractor beams then don't I?

*A civillian ship flies through space, carrying the clouded form of ma'rol*

< *speed camera takes picture* >

*Interceptor heads towards Endor at extremely high speeds*