h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...space...

A narrative prop... A place for continuity outside of craft..!

*three ships drop out of hyper-space and enter into Bespin orbit*

*Two transports pull out of hyperspace and head into Bespin orbit*

*a ship pulls out of hyperspace and heads towards Yavin IV*

*two transports stocked with Tibana Gas exit Bespin and go into hyper space*

*One lone craft belonging to the Rodian Keezo exits a transport and heads toward Thule...*

*Dark cruiser sppeds toward Tatooine...*

*PS ship goes into tatooine*

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*BLIP!*

*Tobru wakes up inside of dark thingy... with Gr'jar at the controls heading into Tatooine orbit*

What the hell just happened?

you aren't going to cleverly refer this to my tendency for visions are you?

*turns around*

Ah, you're awake..

Please stop!!!

If you do this we'll both die. I've seen it!!

?? Tobru?

*flies into tatooine orbit...*

Ok Ok Ok.

Look, you're going to hover over Beggars Cannion. ANd don't say what a good idea. Then you're going to send the ship screaming down into it, unless I take off your collar. Then we'll both be so stubborn we'll die of internal injuries.

So if you could just try a different plan to make me take off your collar. Plan B perhaps, or a plan C?

And the name's Darth ing Velte!!

anyone that doesn't involve a risk of death.

You could try something I'm actually afraid of, you know.

*notices a cleaning droid, and talks to it just a tiny bit out of human hearing range*

Take of my restraints, little creature.

*the droid creeps up to Werekitty*