h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*droid fires*
*energy bolt hits lightsaber and is deflected along original path*
*deflected bolt hits droid; however, it had moved beforehand slightly so is sent spinning*
Wow, did anyone see that? Did you see what I - wow.
<>

*grins*
That was so cool, wasn't it, the way I slowed down time? Wow, amazingness!
*because she is too busy gloating, doesn't notice that droid has recovered as is behind her, about to fire with undamaged port*

*droid fires*
*bolt hits Eland on the, erm, derriere/rear end/posterior*
Ahh, shoot! Take this!
*throws lightsaber at droid*
*lightsaber cleaves droid in two*
*on contact with ground, lightsaber slashes gash in the permacrete*
Uh-oh.
*shuts off lightsaber*
Master Womarg's not going to like this.
*scuttles off to Meditation Chamber*

How are the rest of us going to train now

oh well
*goes through the various arcs*

CLick your fingers and get another droid. Eland didn't kill them all.

*clicks fingers*

*activates lightsaber*

*does a few practise swings and awaits the dorid to come forward*

ok cool
*does a few warm ups*
*lets the Force flow through him*
how are you today?

I am well. The force is strong.

*droid approaches Chnei and (Khamsin)*

*Chnei holds lightsaber at what she thinks is a ready position*

*Chnei backs away and nearly twists ankle in freaky hole left by Eland*

Eland!! *shakes head*

*droid fires shot*

*Chnei deflects it fairly gracefully*

*senses the air around the cooling modulator heating up*
*gets ready to deflect the shot, takes in a deep breath and draws on the force*
*all time seems to slow as the bolt flys towards Jo'tra*
*he brings up the blade to deflect the bolt, the laser reflect off the lightsaber and flys over Chnei's head*
I guess I need a little more practice

*plunges into force to sense battle rather than see it as droid approaches*

*droid fires*

*attempts to deflect it but misses as it's going too fast for her eyes which she opened at the last minute*

*gets hit on arm*

Arrrghhhh!!

come on duel me

< I have an idea!!>

*Chnei moves around the dome to get away from rather large hole in the ground*

*droid approaches*

*droid fires*

*Chnei deflects shot with ease*

*droid keeps coming*

*Chnei begins to freak out*

*droid fires*

*Chnei deflects without as much ease and takes a few step back*

*doesn't notice she is dangerously close to the brook*

*Jo'tra steps into the path of the fire of the droid*
* deflects the droids shot back towards itself*
*the droid deactivates*
try again

Were you telling me to duel you or the droid to duel you?
Cause, I dunno, Master Womarg said to just face the droids...

*looks uncertain*




*droid continues approaching*

*droid fires repeditvely*

*chei deflects a few shots*

*Chnei mises some more, they hit her*

*she steps backward*

*she slips*

*she rolls and ends up in the brook*

Man, now I'm wet!!

< UPDATE- There is now a timeline (reached via A1116622) to let you know when we're not! >

< Oh and when you're both here, why don't you spar with each other? >

come on up
*deactivates lightsaber, holds out his hand to help Chnei up*