h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Uses the force to throw several small stones at Chnei*
see if you can get them all

*quickly forces self into the force*



*shuts eyes and senses all the stones coming*

*slashes all but one*

yes!

thats good now just one more round then I have lectures

*charges Chnei, but at the last second jumps to the right and slashes his lightsaber at her mid section*

*senses charge coming and jumps _really_ high and somersaults over Jo'tra's head*

*thanks self for staying within the force*

< yeah I better >

*deactives his lightsaber*

* goes back into a meditative state*

*goes to deactivate lightsaber but decides to practise more*

*deactvated lightsaber and throws it about 5m away*

*sits down and concentrates hard*

*shuts eyes and focuses mind hard on the lightsaber*

*stretches hand out and feels for the 'saber*

*saber jiggles a bit*

Yes!!



*goes over and picks up lightsaber*



*sits down to meditate*

Pleased with your progress, I am
**

*opens his eyes*
so what else do you want us to do master?
*decides to take on another droid*
*activates another droid and doubles the difficulty*

* the droid fires a dozen bolts at various points on Khamsin's body*

* brings up his shining yellow blade and easy connects his blade with the first 11 bolts of energy but the last one manages to hit him in the left arm*

Argh

*draws in the force at the same time as a breath*

Double the difficulty again

*the droid fires another burst of 18 shots*

*somersalts over the first half and deflects the second 9 in an impressive display of agility with only his right hand*

DEACTIVATE
*the droid deactivites*

*khamsin goes into a healing trace*

*enters training ground*
*eyebrows raise at signs of fights that have taken place*
Hmpf, I should really get some more practice done
*finds a droid that hasn't been dismembered*
*activates it*

Okay then.
*droid fires twelve shots in quick succession*
*Eland parries the first ten but is taken back by the number of shots*
*is hit in the shoulder by the 11th shot*
Where did that last one go?

What's that smell?
*realises cloak has caught fire from last bolt*
*whilst trying to bat it out with one hand, droid approaches quickly*
*panics*
*cannot parry shots from droid*

*whips cloak off, managing to avoid slicing hand off with lightsaber*
*just as droid fires, tangles it up in cloak*
*snap-kicks droid, it starts to malfunction and fire randomly*
*gets caught in the lightsaber hand*
*drops 'saber*

*balls stinging right hand up, places it in left hand*
*using body weight for force, elbows droid with right elbow*
*droid shoots off to the side, out of control*
*stretches out to the Force, gathers it and uses it to send droid into the wall with enough force () to smash it into pieces and dent the wall*

Ooh, not again. So destructive am I!
*without thinking, brings lightsaber to hand from 3 metres away using the Force*

*leaps to his feet*
So nice to see you