A Conversation for Jedi Academy: Yavin IV
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 8, 2003
*clumsily reassembles a droid. It resembles a cross between a bunny rabbit and a dinosaur. It gives off a sad peeping noise*
Um...
I don't quite have the hang of this yes Master.
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 8, 2003
*
*
The Jedi must learn the art of creation, as well as the art of destruction.
*brings out a smaller droid*
You know what to do, Padawan.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 8, 2003
Um... Ok.
*hits it on the head with a hammer so it lies in little pieces*
Right...
Um... what does the blue wire connect to?
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Existential Elevator Posted Aug 8, 2003
**
The blue wire.... they are all blue, apart from the power cables.
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 8, 2003
oh.
Um... right.
*floats a thing that looks like a box into a thing that looks like a thing that would fit the box*
That's it.
*storms off to find a book on droid construction*
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 8, 2003
Or...
* Whispers to the droid he came in with. It zooms off and flits around, reassembling all the other droids before returning to his side *
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 8, 2003
*looks in the archive and reads the whole book on droid construction.*
Right.
*storms back*
*reattaches the droids various bits, attempting to use the force, but occasionally reverting to a soldering iron*
There
*smiles proudly*
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Secretly Not Here Any More Posted Aug 8, 2003
*Enters the chamber, avoiding everyone's gaze then sits in a corner*
Mindful am I, the council sees that. My padawan should be trained as I see fit, it would be an asset to him and the order. Hopefully the gaps they leave will not fail him. I hope they are right.
*Meditates*
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Secretly Not Here Any More Posted Aug 8, 2003
Somebody make sure Paber gets this note!
::Note Reads::
Dear Paber,
Hopefully you will read this as a full Jedi Knight, if so, congratulations. I will not be here to see it for I will be journeying to Tatooine. Alone. I leave you my ship "the Council's Will" as is traditional. Hopefully you will leave it to a padawan one day. I also leave you my Lighsaber, for I will construct a new one. It is styled on the weapon of Master Jinn, and I hope it will serve you well. The Bespin assignment is now yours.
Worry not young Padawan, for I shall return.
Annat.
::Note Ends::
*leaves for the hangar*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 8, 2003
'Floats into the meditation chamber and then starts to drink a glass of cider 
.'
I have been searching for hours for my padawan Reefgirl has anyone seen her?
Katrine
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 8, 2003
'Floats into the meditation chamber and then with my mind I retreive a glass of cider which I will drink now.'
I have had a fruitless search for my padawan Reefgirl without any sucess, can anyone help me?
Katrine
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 8, 2003
*looks bored so starts playing catch using a droid*
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 8, 2003
Werekitty can you help me find my padawan.
Werekitty I wonder if you would like to build some protocol droids with me.
Katrine
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 8, 2003
Last time Reefgirl was online was 10 hours ago. I expect she'll be back today. you could always post on her U page U190551
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ex Brigadeer, now Tealady Werekitty aka Tobru De'ran; ex sith extraordinaire, well poked veggie fascist and Goo Goose Posted Aug 8, 2003
I'll help you build some anti-protocol droids that encourage swearing and bad manners
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 8, 2003
MicroSith Lookout 3PO? 
(http://www.microsith.com
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