h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What stories are these?

*gets pushed down*

*shoves Paber back with foot and slices one end of saber off*

We have the equipment for you to reconstruct it.

*changes grip*

That you were a mighty swordsmen in your day.

This IS my day!

*prepares for backlash*

*changes to a defense posture*

Control your anger Master, or it will control you!

You confuse emphasis with anger young one.

You'll notice that you now have more flexability.

*spins in a low swing*

*flips backwards*

My apologies master.

*forward thrust and pulls up*

*narrowly blocks*

*stands*

*takes up defensive posture*

*smiles*

Force me into attack postions... good..

*throws lightsaber*

*ducks*

Your enemy is at a disadvatage if you force him to attack.

*rolls and picks up the saber that was cut off the duel saber and activates*

Yes it has taken you until now to realise.

That was the point of this exersise?

*stops and deactivates Paber lightsaber piece and throws it to him.*

Yes. If you can fight on equal ground and stay on the defence, that can give you open chance to defeat your opponent.

*picks up own lightsaber*

well done.

Thank you Master.

*catches lightsaber, bows and turns of his own*

*attaches lightsaber to belt*

What now Master?

Your impatience was your weakness. And it has been subdued. You have the Council's agreement that you are ready to handle the duality of the force.