h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I bet. I've had es cargots. I did not like it.

Thank goodness they don't put them in donuts.

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Snails? Don't ruin Greebs' appetite

I'll put some of my fresh blackberries in the donuts. Greebs will like those. They're yummy.

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Blackberry donuts...

Yum. Perhaps Greebs could sell me one of those

Well, since you know the , you could probably get a supply for yourself.

I could be wrong - you know how general perceptions often are - but I have a feeling that Greebs would rather eat her donuts than share them. Sort of the way I am about my chocolate-covered nuts. They're mine!!!!!!!!! Bwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Er... yeah.

Ooh, a supply. Sounds like something they'd give away on the Price is Right, except it isn't ointment...

Anyone who watches the Price is Right regularly needs more than ointment. How about a keg of rum?

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I like Plinko in it. And how Barker still tells us to neuter our pets. I don't have a cat or dog, but I think I'd do it a favor and just kill it before I chopped off his manhood

A little gender angst, there, ?

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You don't know what it's like to be a man (Do you?) we're very sensitive about that area. In more ways than one

Not in this lifetime, at least.

I can imagine that the discussion of losing parts of your anatomy would be disconcerting. But it's better for the animals in the long run. The live longer, are less likely to wander off, and have more fastidious toilet habits. A boxer licking his b**ls is not a pretty sight.

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You don't want to be a male when that starts happening.

But if it's sanitary...

What's sanitary about licking yourself? Only a guy could come up with a theory like that.

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Doesn't he stop licking himself after the Barker?

Well, not actually. But it makes a good story. Nothing will stop a from licking himself. Or a for that matter. They're all lickers. Disgusting.

But the way a washes it's face is cute.

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Cats are hygenic. Dogs are perverts

Dogs are from Mars women wish they were ancient Egyptians

Well, a dog h*****g your leg is certainly distasteful.

Is h*****g a or can I spell it out?

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Was that starred out by your or the mods?

I don't know though

By me. I didn't want you to hit the yikes button.

I've never actually hit the yikes button. And I don'tthink I've been moderated. I'd know, wouldn't I?

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