A Conversation for The h2g2 Circus

Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 1

GreeboTCat

First come First Served, that's my motto... ~grinny grin~

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 2

Post Team

I'm here smiley - ok

Can I have a smiley - donut with lemon icing and lemon curd filling please? smiley - smiley

Gypsy smiley - rose shazz smiley - magic


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 3

GreeboTCat

Ah.. hmmm... well let me just turn on this machine here... get the oil nice and warm... er... mix this mixture about a bit... drop them in the oil... until they float... squirt a bit of lemon curd inside... add some lemon icing... look good don't they... ~grin~

~Greebo tests a doughut...~

Taste good too...

~Greebo tests another doughnut...~

Hmmm... that was good as well...

~Greebo eats the rest of the doughnuts~

Gosh they were really rather nice...

~burp~

Oppsss... exsqueeze me... now... what was it you wanted again?

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 4

Post Team

I'll have the same as you just ate please...

*Taps foot impatiently*

Gypsy smiley - rose shazz smiley - magicsmiley - thepost


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 5

J

smiley - laugh

You know, it's not vending if you don't sell any! Perhaps a new attraction in the sideshows, 'The Amazing Donut Eating Cat'

How many smiley - donuts can you eat in one minutes, Greebs?

smiley - blacksheep


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 6

J

That is to say... one minute smiley - doh

smiley - blacksheep


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Post 7

GreeboTCat

~Greebo glances at Shazz's foot tapping impatiently~

Oh erm... hmm... well... hmmm.. me seems to have run out of doughnut mix... what-a-to-do... me is so sorry... me will just nip off and get some more... won't be long...

~Greebo vanishes in a cloud of sweet, doughnut smelling vapour~

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 8

GreeboTCat

Jodan... that would not work me is afraid... though me would be happy to try for you... you see my tummy has been tested by some of the greatest and most scientific minds at hootoo... and it seems me is bigger on the inside than on the outside... strange me knows but tis true... my tummy can handle as many doughnuts as people are happy to give me... ~grinny grin~

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 9

GreeboTCat

Of course... me could also be...

The Purrrfectly Stupendous Greebo, the Doughnut Eating Cat - and you could keep a tally on your page as to how many doughnuts me has been given to eat... ~Griiny Grin~

Me doesn't mind appearing twice in your circu... not if it means free doughnuts... ~hopeful grin~

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 10

J

Ah, well I think we have a great sideshow! The bottomless smiley - donut pit!

smiley - blacksheep


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 11

GreeboTCat

Bottomless!!! Bottomless??? My bottom is always there... me has never been without a bottom in my life... ~worried grin~

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 12

J

And it's a very nice bottom.

But if the interior is larger than the exterior, then conceivably, the interior could be bottomless!

smiley - blacksheep


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 13

GreeboTCat

ME IS NOT BOTTOMLESS!!!!!!! ME IS NOT!!! NOT!!!! NOT!!!!!

~Greebo starts to sniffle quite alarmingly~

~Greebo's lower lips quivers~

ME IS NOT BOTTOMLESS!!!!!!!

~One thick wet tear rolls down Greebo's cute orange and black furry face~

ME IS NOT!!!!!

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 14

J

smiley - cuddlesmiley - hug

I'm sorry Greebo!! smiley - donutsmiley - milk I know. Don't let that lip quiver!

smiley - smiley

smiley - blacksheep


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 15

GreeboTCat

~Greebo hic-cups gently... and then eats the doughnut in one bite and loudly slurps all the milk up through the provided straw~

Me is not bottomless then?

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 16

GreeboTCat

~Greebo hic-cups gently... and then eats the doughnut in one bite and loudly slurps all the milk up through the provided straw~

Me is not bottomless then?

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 17

J

No! Certainly not!

Just like Hypatia really doesn't have a beard and I'm not really a trapeze artist... professionally

smiley - blacksheep


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 18

GreeboTCat

Thats okay then... as long as you don't run round telling everyone that me is... everything should be fine...

Greebs..xx


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 19

J

smiley - erm Okay Greebs.

Though I doubt anyone could make that assumption from the flattering pictures in Cat-e-gories smiley - winkeye

smiley - blacksheep


Greebo's Doughnut Stand

Post 20

GreeboTCat

Yes very true... me is jolly pretty isn't me... ~happy grin~

Greebs..xx


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