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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Nov 25, 2009
*Rings bell loudly*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 26, 2009
*a penguin waddles in*
I thought I had a duck only policy...
are penguin's ducks?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Nov 30, 2009
not really
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2009
I'm afraid he'll have to be sent to the kitchens then
it seems tonights dinner is crispy penguin
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Nov 30, 2009
*Fetches own Pipe and slippers*
Being a refined assasin has changed me, I don't smoke and I don't even like slippers!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 1, 2009
sometimes you cant stop these things...
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Nameless Renegade Timelord Posted Dec 4, 2009
*Wanders in and settles on an armchair*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 6, 2009
*a duck offers Dalek a drink*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 6, 2009
Oh!
Thats how it's going to be is it Ducks?
You won't fetch me a single bean but you're giving away drinks now?
*Walks off in a huff*
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Nameless Renegade Timelord Posted Dec 7, 2009
I have that effect on ducks. It's all in the pheromones. 
*Takes the drink, and looks at the duck quizzically, head tilted slightly to meet the duck's anatidaean stare*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 7, 2009
*Bangs head on the wall*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2009
*another duck walks over to enquire if kipper has something against the decor*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 7, 2009
Is violence allowed, just I feel a craving fro crispy duck? 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2009
they've been known to go on strike if you threaten to eat them...
*elderly duck offers kipper beans on toast*
sometimes they get confused as well...
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 7, 2009
I'll go crazy now if thats alright!
*Collapses into a gibbering heap, mumbling somthing about Ninja ducks*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2009
I think they might need a blanket...
*duck walks over and puts a thick red blanket over kipper*
*other ducks start putting up the Christmas decorations*
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 7, 2009
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2009
its ok, perhaps it was there annual day off...
I'm sure they've got nothing against you
its not like ducks eat kippers.....
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Dec 7, 2009
*Takes a deep breath, 
normal service will be resumed*
Duck, can you fetch me some 
and 
please?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 7, 2009
*duck comes over with an assortment of drinks a selection of cream cakes and a plate of cookies*
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- 2221: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Nov 25, 2009)
- 2222: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 26, 2009)
- 2223: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Nov 30, 2009)
- 2224: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2009)
- 2225: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Nov 30, 2009)
- 2226: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 1, 2009)
- 2227: Nameless Renegade Timelord (Dec 4, 2009)
- 2228: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 6, 2009)
- 2229: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Dec 6, 2009)
- 2230: Nameless Renegade Timelord (Dec 7, 2009)
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