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Post 1

Mu Beta

OK - I'm back from a brief break and will do a full update after tomorrow's matches. Meantime, I can reveal the totally unsurprising fact that this week's 'weekly' winner will be Number Six, helped in no small part by some seven goals from some chap called Henry...


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Post 2

Number Six

£19 million? Bargain!

smiley - mod

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Post 3

Mu Beta

While I'm in the mood, how about some statistics. All of these are current as of today:

smiley - popcorn The 10 best players:

Thierry Henry - 102 points (Number Six)
Robert Pires - 74 points (Friddle)
Alan Shearer - 72 points (UH)
Ruud van Nistelhorse - 63 points (Friddle)
Jens 'dodgy, apparently' Lehmann - 61 points (Otto)
Nicolas Anelka - 55 points (Steve)
Carlo Cudicini - 52 points (Odo)
James Beattie - 51 points ('Desk)
Steed Malbranque - 48 points ('Desk)
Ryan Giggs - 48 points (Otto)

The highest-scoring defender is Wayne Bridge, also with 48 points, and belonging to Egon.

smiley - popcorn The 10 worst players:

Igor Biscan - -7 points (Friddle)
Dean Richards - -6 points (UH)
Jerzy Dudek - -3 points (Alfredo)
Kasey Keller - -2 points (Steve)
Matt Heath - -1 point ('Desk)
Mark Fish - -1 point (Alfredo)
Gavin McCann - -1 point (Psycorp)
Kenny Cunningham - 0 points (Alfredo)
Jun-ichi Inamoto - 0 points (Odo)
Aliou Cisse - 0 points (Psycorp)

The lowest-scoring striker is Ole Gunnar Solksjaer, with 6 points and belonging to Odo.

smiley - popcorn The 10 best value players

Calculated by dividing their points by their purchase price

Claus Jensen (Number Six)
Paolo Di Canio (Friddle)
Frank Queudrue (Steve)
Carlo Cudicini (Odo)
Mark Schwarzer (Number Six)
Louis Saha (Alfredo)
Michael Svensson (Friddle)
Steve Watson (Egon)
Pascal Cygan (Friddle)
Jamie Carragher (UH)

smiley - popcorn The 10 worst value players.

And our Gerard Houllier specials are...

Jonathan Woodgate (Brasilian)
Lee Bowyer (Psycorp)
Ole Gunnar Solksjaer (Odo)
Bruno Cheyrou (Steve)
Stephane Dalmat (Andy G)
Juan Sebastian Veron (Egon)
Shaun Wright-Phillips (Brasilian)
Danny Mills (Psycorp)
Nolberto Solano (Number Six)
Stephane Henchoz (Alfredo)

The worst-value goalkeeper, as I think a lot of people are suspecting, is Tim Howard, owned by Uncle Heavy.


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Post 4

Uncle Heavy [sic]

and he was doing so well

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Post 5

Mu Beta

Ooh, that reminds me - I haven't done that update yet. smiley - run


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