h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I don't want to be modelled on any Scout.
I'd nearly rather be modelled on Scargill.

...and the last time I kept a deadline was...

...Oh, bugger.

Pinniped, the rebel, has finally embraced his rightful position as a UG miner.

Application accepted. Definitely.

If you email UnderGuideEditors at hotmail dot com and post here when you do (so I know when to check it... it's a rather large ordeal to get into that account... I try a few times with about four passwords before I get to the right one) I can invite you to the UG Mailing list.

No kidding?

If you can't beat 'em...

welcome aboard.

N

Well, I just mailed that address.
If you're interested, I'm about to stick an Entry on PR that'll probably confuse a few Scouts, and quickly be sent AWW-wards.
But you've got to try storm the bastion now and again, yeah?

Sometimes I'm glad I'm not a scout anymore... But I'm sure they'll handle it.

Emailed you right back.

I filled in the application.
Probably got it wrong. Usually do...

Even though you're happy no longer being a Scout, I'd be interested in your views on the piece I just posted to PR.
Yeah, it would have been helpful if I'd made a link, wouldn't it?

I think it's quite good. Batavia standard, maybe, only more difficult. For Scouts, anyway

Pin (full of himself as usual)

Ohall right then...
F48874?thread=400375?thread=&post=5082207#p5082207

Yahoo can be frustrating. Good luck.

Ach. Long... I'll read tonight. Post tommorow. From what I've read, looks like you're going to make some waves...

You betcha

G'night, Jodan

Re post #4:

You're damn right that we'll be sending that lovely gem AWW-wards

Jodan, prepare to get polishing, alright

Y'know, that GreyDesk guy is an alien being I can do business with...

(If you lurk, then , fellow Blade)

*appears in a puff of blue smoke*

*does snoopy dance*

... er ... does that mean BG/GD is mining too?

*disappears in another puff of smoke, still doing the snoopy dance*

I'm not mining, I simply saw what Pin had put in PR, then whilst bouncing around found this thread and felt I needed to make a comment

*cosies up to BG on the bench, and offers him a ciggie and a pint*

Come on, you know you want to....

"Jodan, prepare to get polishing, alright"

I never polish Pin pieces unless I have to. I'm scared to death of accidentally changing a pun, thinking it's a typo!

And GD, you'd better run before Ben turns the ol' charm on... few can resist.

Honeee...I'm ho-ome!!!

(Right. That's enough of a concession to sheep-features already)

You rejoining the sheep fold then? You're missed y'know.

Or would threats and angry faces work better. come back this instant

Any good?

Oh, Jodan, have you considered recruiting Flame? I know she's new but I think she'd do fine.

N

Yeah, Pin came back begging on his knees (cravenly).

I have considered recruiting Flame.

But you know as well as I do that I don't do my own dirty work. Ask Flame yourself

*doffs mining helmet* yessir, sir.

Pin begged. I really must lurk more if I missed that.

N

You really should. It was quite amazing.

Unfortunately, his knee-slime got all over my fancy carpet. And I just remodelled my office floor so it doesn't clash with the waterfall grotto.