h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

A very famous man once said -

" If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses on the ground a-hoppin' "


Perry.

Hi Perry here is my vote for you ---> x. Good luck and I hope you will enjoy being in the Big House as much as I did.

kat

Jolly good show old chap! Shame the show isn't.

Here's the Sworter "un point" going to the dashing cove in the moleskin breeks!

I fear you are hostage to fortune with the...errrrr... rum crowd you've been billeted with...but your recent dalliance with the new-age traveller floosie , plus the copious supply of penicillin, should stand you in good stead. I'll sneak in my Purdey, if it's of any use to you P?

Gertrude's knitting you a balaclava. Chin Up (if you can find it), old boy!!

Pumpy

unusual company for our #1 mole-hunter... i wonder how long you will be able to keep your hands off the glock....

my vote for peregrine

Dear Duke,

Chelsea has sent me to offer you her ample support...is that comfy Perry?

Now, I was going to smuggle in a dozen oysters under me skirts along with a few gulls eggs ( I went to some lengths to get those I can tell you) but on reflection I thought such underhand trafficking of goods might jeopardize your chances.

So I'll just sit here and eat them myself......ummmm ...don't mind me........

I vote for Peregrine

Never had I expected such warm wishes and s

I fear I am quite emotional, and perhaps a little tired ....



I've quite exhausted myself moving from room to room. I shan't even mention the incident when the teenage sorceress surprised me in the tub - thanks be to Pazuzu, I have my Malleus Maleficarum at hand !!!

Thank you all for your votes, dearest chums !

BUT remember - it is essential that you each vote once a day ! A Ducal vote a day keeps the underclass at bay etc etc.



P.S. the Glock is oiled, polished, and purring like a kitty.

Go Perry!! I will vote for you!!

And no one else

Dear Peregrine
Chelsea sent me to vote for you As I have great respect for Cg I shall do as she suggests and VOTE PEREGRINE. Good luck

From the escivoire of Major I. Sworter
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Monday morning and Sworter up with the larks.

Bagged a few and made a rather piquant lark's -tongue paté. Most agreeable spread large on toast with a generous cayenne/paprika sprinkling.

Despite the "slow" start to proceedings which, I confess, has engendered this particular observer with a wraith-like torpor punctuated by spontaneous bouts of narcolepsy...

...the Monday Sworter vote goes to PEREGRINE and his nocturnal....."Me? The 22nd Duke of Earl...in the Big Sister Bedroom...bifurcated twixt 2 young fillies.... and moleskin jimmyjams, to boot?"...

...( Stay in the Land of Nod, not Onan, old chap)

I look forward to some real ACTION!!

Yours in torpitude etc...

Ian

Magster-now dressed in jeans and tartan shirt-thinks she's Peregrine,and is walking about the streets with a sandwich board with VOTE FOR ME painted on it.People are stopping to take another look at this so called Peregrine..whose face is full of lipstick and mascara.one guy passes and says,"y'know i feel sorry for her,her name is really Kris".A deadly hush comes over the crowd of people which as gathered round Peregrine...and they quitely start to move away....

I too shall cast my vote for Peregrine - only because of the moles

Kris-Quick as flash says-"I watch that documentry about rhinos last night i know that will be me next name yeh it will sound great and know one will know its me again..and i can say i got sick of riding me harley round Texas.now i will say i went on safari looking at the rhinos everyone will believe me.

I vote for Perry!

The longer he's in there, the safer it is out here

Kris looks in the mirror and shouts,"DOUG-NOW I'VE TURNED INTO WYNSINGER".Doug as seen this all before put he mutters," this owld gals gettin' worse"."Cant yeh do anything for me Doug",owld Doug quick as a flash says,"Kris what you will have to do is get rid of all the mirror there's nothin' yeh can do".just as Dug gets the words out Kris as turned into Pattie Penny..she looks at Doug-in a threatin' manner and says,"who yeh talkin' to Deep!No-one speaks to me like that..in case yeh dont know it i'm mates with Bushy Baby and Maxie baby and know one talks to us pirates like that!" doug laffs cos it looks kinda funny Kris dressed in jeans and a tartan shirt thinkin' she's Pattie Pennie or Bush baby or even Maxie Baby."poor owld gal says Dug-she's gettin' worse by the hour.

day 2... my vote for peregrine. make something happen... anything..


(blows some sparks in the direction of the house)

Day 2 too

I cast my vote for Peregrine also.

woooow that means all of you Kris-you certainly have a spoonfull of names to pick from owld gal.

Laugh!! If I wasn't wearing m'trusty surgical appliance I'd have a protruberance bigger than Boinky's!!!!

Brilliant, just brilliant P old bean!!! Such a Shining Wit, as Rev. Spooner might have said...

I fear the house is not the only edifice to have been possessed!!

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Therefore, without hesitation, repetition - but a fair amount of deviation - the Tuesday Sworter vote goes to the distrait Duke PEREGRINE.

(A shame about the first victim of the Sigil's evil curse...ask Cyzaki where she had her hair done... ...small world...)

Yours in excited agoginess etc,

Major Ian X. Sworter

Is it the next day yet? If it is then I vote Perry today as well (I've lost track of when we started).

day 3

my vote for peregrine... go perry go!!!