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My vote for Perry as well

Go Peregrine!

Day Three - Chelsea has brought, along with her vote, a lovely dish of asparagus....she is nibbling on the tips with some relish......well, hollandaise actually.

Keep it up Perry.

What day is it ?

oh what they hell , VOTE PERRY

Hi Rhino, it's twelfty-two by my watch. I vote for Perry!

day four

another vote wrapped in moleskins... for peregrine

Good grief! What's that scent of Transylvanian Bergamot Oil?!

Oh well, Wednesday's Sworter "X" goes to the monocle-popping cove in the mole-skin swimming cossie (beware of shrinkage)...PEREGRINE!

btw old chum...I realise that you are incommunicado protem, but just to let you know that I have only just perused the first jottings of your Pater from 1933, regarding a strange Agatha-esque weekend shooting party...

...fascinating.

Yours, in breech-loading anticipation,

Ian.

ps. The balaclava is now complete, although I fear the Mem has forgotten to put a face-hole in it. I suppose it would make rather a useful sieve for gazpatcho.

Dear Duke,

Miss Chelsea regrets she was unable to vote yesterday - too many mouths to feed etc..

But she begs Big Sis' indulgence and hopes she will allow a late postal vote.

THIS IS MY WEDNESDAY VOTE FOR PERRY

CG - you've got me all confused now (not that that's difficult). Which day are we voting for?

Anyway - this is my vote for Perry TODAY! (I'm sure you can sort out which day it is).

the day is today : ergo the vote is for PERRY

my vote for peregrine...

AAAAAAAH-CHHOOOOOOOOOO!!!

* sniff sniff *



That odd, but strangely seductive scent still permeates this portal...how intoxicating...

...uhhhh.... By Jove....Rebecca Front..waahh.....

Now where was I? Oh yes...

I've been collecting your mail from the Hall as requested old bean whilst you're in the Big Sister Cage, nothing of too much interest...haven't opened them of course...just the usual buff stuff from the accursed Excisemen...membership renewal notice for The Club and "Mole & Vole Abusers' Weekly "....

...although there is a rather odd little package. I think it must contain some liquid or other, as its beginning to supporate through the brown paper, emitting a rum smell and a low moan...?

But I digress...

THURSDAY's exercise of Sworter enfranchisement goes to the browless egg in the moleskin thong...PEREGRINE!

Keep it up old man, and if you can't keep it up, keep it tucked in.

Yours, in impending pre-senile demetia,

Ian

PS. The Mem has now set about crocheting you an eyebrow-merkin in order that, on your departure from the BS House, the noble features are seen to best effect in the tabloid gutterpress. I told her that you would have no interest in looking like a berzerker Marx Brother - but she's not having any of it!

a THURSDAY VOTE for Peregrine

Well I've completely lost track, but the Mac says it's Friday - so Vote Perry!

You are all too kind ....



Here I sit, upon a bed possessed by Baphomet which is vibrating like a Widdecombe in the heat.... and yet I cry tears of joy ... YES ! tears of joy, that my friends have rallied to the cause !!!



The rules do not allow conversations y'know, so I shan't tarry.

It's neck and neck, dear Chums - every vote counts !

An old requires the votes of his old shipmates .... then ALL might be revealed .......

P.

Dear Duke,

Please take special care today - 'tis the 13th and a Friday to boot.
To this end I am leaving at your door a highly potent Yak Stone to ensure no mishaps.

(in lieu of Yak Stone smiley).

...oh yes, and I am also casting a FRIDAY vote in the Ducal direction.

FRIDAY 13TH

a vote for peregrine and a reminder that the ducal genes are especially sensitive at full moon (i certainly know about my susceptibility at full moon..)



p.s. i have secreted fenella's under a bush behind the coop in the garden.... in case of sheer desperation it contains a magic item... do not retrieve this unless in dire need... big sis is watching...

Good Lord!

This is postively Proustian...that...that strange scent ..transports the old Sworter beanbox back to a particularly exotic night in downtown Bucharest ...and the unfortunate 'incident' with the young lady Olympic gymnast, the ju-ju beads and the Romanian Fruit-bat...

How rum...must remember to ease orf the Balkan Sobranies for a while...

Now where was I...?

Ah YES! The Friday 13th vote goes to the tormented Toff, PEREGRINE!

Should you be allowed to read this from your incarceration, Perry - just to let you know I collected some more of your post from the Hall this morning.

More from the accursed Excise chappies ( that's where our taxes go!) and an envelope containing a brochure that was inadvertently opened by Gertrude over breakfast.

I think it was for "Bangkok Watersports" or somesuch...I know they have the canals there, but I never realised it was a scuba venue as such! I couldn't see any water-skis or surf-boards in the bally bumpf, but there were a few rum goggles, snorkels and a mountain of rubber togs...

I thought you couldn't swim, old chap? Ahhh... that explains your Big Sis Swimming pool antics...getting a bit of swimming and diving practice in eh? Jolly good!!

Tiffin time! Spirits up Perry, only a couple of days left!

Yours, in freedom and liberty bodice etc,


Ian

ps. That "parcel" I mentioned yesterday ... it started rotating during the night?

< shiver>

Eerily quiet in here...

I do hope there has not been any nocturnal "hole-filling"...



I'd hate to see all of the housemates coming out in body-bags ... Not British y'know...

SATURDAY'S VOTE goes to the cove of greenish hue, the distracted Duke... PEREGRINE!

Hold on, dear chap, only one more day!

Yours in dire apprehension etc,

Mjr. Ian X. Sworter (retd. hurt)

ps. Try and stay awake tonight old boy, and whatever you do - don't go near the Monkshood in the Garden cabbage patch...

pps. There's something 'nasty' in the woodshed.

.....any body home???



kitchen.... half-eaten moleburger...

living-room.... no

bedroom.... complete mole-wardrobe tidily arranged..

garden... not a sound to be heard .. some

..... ...something whizzing past... ??


PEREGRINE... i leave my vote attached to the i left tied to the nasty woodshed


bonne chance

[tonight i will catch the back to transylvani as we have a clan gathering with uncle vlad.. ]