Hi ~ Welcome to Skittle Alley...
We have both bad and good news...
The noble Major Sworter 
has abandoned ship from this dilapidated tub of a page, leaving behind a wretched, raggle-taggle crew.
And now the bad news. The scrotal old git is still around, on his own page, would you believe!! <Cuh>....
Major I. Sworter (Retd. hurt)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/U235609" >http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/U235609
All correspondence for the toupée-toting tope ( and fizzgig niece Boodles
) should be readressed there at The Grange.
In the meantime, this happy band of brothers, DINO & TIMMY will continue to gallantly man the stricken vessel and service all your requirements... DINO DETTORI T. BEAN
You are most welcome to scoff... ™
"Aspice, officio fungeris sine spe honoris amplioris."
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