h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I only have one-and-a-half nipples, due to something of a slippage at the age of eight, resulting in me suffering an involuntary piercing.

Ye Gods, it hurt.

B

I sympathise!!!!!!!!!!!!,though I dont share your pain, I've never experienced the piercing of wire through my nipple. I don't intend to either...
although, I have had my share of mishaps:
-burnt my entire leg on an iron
-half of the skin on my face scraped off by stones
-baseball bat swung round my face
-plus the usual banging your head into lamposts; that sort of thing!!

i sympathise also, i had my nipple pierced by my friend (intentionally - not by barbed wire) and hell that hurt. so doing it accidently must be so not nice!

Would that be the comedy-banging-of-head-on-lamppost-while-ogling-member-of-opposite-sex type accident, perhaps?

B

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....
Thnx for the sympathy though, B!
I would never even DREAM of looking at the opposite sex!
O.K., O.K, Who am I trying to convince?
Dont tell me you've never oggled. But have you ever bashed your head on a lampost? If you had, you wouldnt be laughing; its both painful, and most of all, embarrassing!!!!!!

I never claimed anything of the sort.

How d'you think I know so much about it.

B

agreed **blush

Awwwwwwwwwwwww, poor little Bbbbbb!!!!!lolololololololol!
What do you look like? (so I can imagine you banging into a lampost better)
Maybe we should now change the subject to "Love at first sight- the consequences"(may include something of a lampost)