h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*shuffles uncomfortably, and then re-afirms his confident position*

Don't listen to her, shes obviously not got enough calcium in her diet. Hedgehogs, oh all things!

*he looks nervously over his shoulder, and watches some spines disappear over the horizon*

Yes there was absolutely no call for that was there?

Now about this livers……………they sound a tad suspicious, are they totally fresh?

Foil sealed? Hmm well are they?

You do take the foil off before putting them inside the body......

How long between the removal of my liver and the implementation of the new one?

i dont think i want a new liver mine seems to work perfectly

*creeps up on Verc and screams in his ear*
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!!!!!!
*dumps a bucket of daisies on hid head and then runs away again*

still a tad drastic dont you think?

*To Lady Pennywhistle*

Maddam, would quite mind not dropping a bucket of daisies on my head while I am serving customers! It is quite rude you know.

What you can't appreciate are the befits that this trade provides. Quite apart from the free Onions I supply shortly after the service of providing the livers, people get to know the wonders of these quite remarkable new livers. And at very reasonable price, briefly mentioned at the bottom of the contract in small print.

Now if people would kindly stop dropping buckets of daisies over my head, I get back to business.

Right...

Who wants a new liver?

no,
but i'll have some onions please

Can I have some fish and chips?

*gets tired of being parnoid*

Oh well, I think I'll go for that liver thing. I don't really need my liver (after all, this just a virtual alter-ego, and I think I can do without a virtual liver, my real one's doing fine).

Where do I sign?

Hehe, we were in drama today (which turned into more of a sex-ed class...) and Dani's gone "What's spam?" and we were all like "Um, as in the kind of ham-like stuff or as in e-mails?" and what she actually meant is beside the point and didn't make sense anyway, so we'l just ignore it, but once we got over that convo I was sitting there singing the Spam song, and all my friends were trying to get my to shut up, so I didn't

Cat

Parrobot sitting on a shelf (brand new!)
"Spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spom
spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam "

(you can buy this record in the foyer during the break)

Hey!!!!! He got a shelf!!!! I want a shelf!!!!!!!

Traveller in Time with frozen feet on his head
"Well, I have some shelves free in the cupboard < A1087986 >. Feel free to drop your or whatever you like to shellfish."

Very, ahhh, nice... But I want a shelf or 2 for my locker!!!

Traveller in Time peeking in the purse
"Spam your class captain!
Shelf shelf shelf shelf
shelf shelf shelf shelf "

We actually have 3 of them, I thought you were in that thread!!

What on earth is going on? what are those vikings doing!

*confusion*

They're trying to plunder our riches!

(hey GB! aint seen you for aaaaaaaaaaaaaages)

*grabs nearset weapon*

we must defend!

*notices the weapon is a small bagguete*

we must also get weapons!